i got a bottle of vine and the bags to put the Winter tyres in.

I got a car. Oh, and the usual bottle of oil. Didn't even get shown round the car.

Well I got naff all (not even oil) apart from a nice shiny new car and a good deal through Carwow.

While oil is probably useful, presenting you with it when you pick up the car could be considered a bit off putting? Is oil a consumable like fuel or washer fluid?

"Here you go, the car will burn though this stuff, good buy"

Could just be my cynical sleep deprived mind. I should get round to checking my oil level. Assuming the car hasn't been arrested for mass murder by NoX . . .

Also received skoda boot liner and protective door sill covers.

Could just be my cynical sleep deprived mind. I should get round to checking my oil level. Assuming the car hasn't been arrested for mass murder by NoX . . .

Dont worry, the cops are busy with all the other diesels for the time being. Im sure they will get round to yours eventually.

One thing im not sure about though. Is it the car that goes to jail, or the owner?