1) Turn around and take a look at it when you walk away

2) Take the wheels off to clean them.

3) Clean it more often that you fill it with fuel.

4) Go without food to buy the next mod...

5) When you buy a new sponge every time you wash it

6. Use EVERY shop window to take a look at it's reflection

7) Park in the wider Woman and Child bays so you don't get knocks on the body work.

8) Spend 8 hours a day on Briskoda

9) Tell people to be careful when the close the doors

10) Notice the tiniest imperfections when cleaning it

11) Check it's still there every morning when you crawl out of bed

12) NEVER allow animals even NEAR you motor !

1) Turn around and take a look at it when you walk away

2) Take the wheels off to clean them.

3) Clean it more often that you fill it with fuel.

10) Notice the tiniest imperfections when cleaning it

11) Check it's still there every morning when you crawl out of bed

I get worse, I've booked the day of tomorrow, so that I can remove all 4 wheels, clean them,dry them polish them and apply protector......

And I'm not kidding

13. You are smoking more fags just so that you can go outside for another look!.

1) Turn around and take a look at it when you walk away

2) Take the wheels off to clean them

3) Clean it more often that you fill it with fuel

4) Go without food to buy the next mod

5) When you buy a new sponge every time you wash it

6) Use EVERY shop window to take a look at it's reflection

7) Park in the wider Woman and Child bays so you don't get knocks on the body work

8) Spend 8 hours a day on Briskoda

9) Tell people to be careful when the close the doors

10) Notice the tiniest imperfections when cleaning it

11) Check it's still there every morning when you crawl out of bed

12) Book the day off work to clean and protect your alloys

13) You are smoking more fags just so that you can go outside for another look

14) Don't put the windows down for ages after washing it for fear of smearing them !

7) Park in the wider Woman and Child bays so you don't get knocks on the body work

7a) Park miles away from where you're going just to use a quiet part of the carpark with few cars

15) Have pictures of your car on everything: phone, camera, screensaver, ipod, and the ones on my desk too!

Scott

16) Get up at 7am on a Sunday to wash your car only to find its raining and carry on anyway.

Hey i'm past 100 posts, woot woot.

only been on 8months seems like alot less (time flies when you're having fun)

Scott

17) You lift up the boot carpet so you can mer the floor... :eek:

18) You talk about in the pub..... A LOT

19) rag the **** out of it untill you've blown up a turbo, gearbox, driveshaft and damaged a few other bits and hardly ever clean it.

am i missing the point here?

20) Drive 510 miles in one day to spend time with fellow car enthuisiasts!

21) Pay

12) NEVER allow animals even NEAR you motor !

or School Children!!

22) Park it a certain way so you see it's best angle when walking towards it

23) Carry a 'special' cleaning kit in the back of your car just in case you use a jet wash

24) when you end up talking to your car after you washed it/her/him

25) only let people you like in it, make people wash mud off their feet before they jump in! grr :P

1) Turn around and take a look at it when you walk away

2) Take the wheels off to clean them

3) Clean it more often that you fill it with fuel

4) Go without food to buy the next mod

5) When you buy a new sponge every time you wash it

6) Use EVERY shop window to take a look at it's reflection

7) Park in the wider Woman and Child bays so you don't get knocks on the body work

8) Spend 8 hours a day on Briskoda

9) Tell people to be careful when the close the doors

10) Notice the tiniest imperfections when cleaning it

11) Check it's still there every morning when you crawl out of bed

12) Book the day off work to clean and protect your alloys

13) You are smoking more fags just so that you can go outside for another look

14) Don't put the windows down for ages after washing it for fear of smearing them !

15) Have pictures of your car on everything: phone, camera, screensaver, ipod, and the ones on my desk too!

16) Get up at 7am on a Sunday to wash your car only to find its raining and carry on anyway.

17) You lift up the boot carpet so you can mer the floor

18) You talk about in the pub..... A LOT

19) rag the **** out of it untill you've blown up a turbo, gearbox, driveshaft and damaged a few other bits and hardly ever clean it.

am i missing the point here?

20) Drive 510 miles in one day to spend time with fellow car enthuisiasts!

21) Pay £12 a year to support a site that is based around your obsession.

22) Park it a certain way so you see it's best angle when walking towards it

23) Carry a 'special' cleaning kit in the back of your car just in case you use a jet wash

24) when youy end up talking to your car after you washed it/her/him

25) only let people u like in it, make people wash mud off their feet before they jump in! grr

How long till this list ends up on other forums?

26) You avoid puddles in the road (or tractor sh+t )