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One vehicle you'd like to see taken off the road

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So, my list that I would like banned:

Old people, Chelsea Tractors, Ch@vs, Citroen Picasso's

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Read the title!!!

ONE!!!

Don't be so greedy :D

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I'd like to see all Fabia VRS taken off the road. They're slow and they smell.

(Godfather voiceover) "You disrepect my car, you disrepect my family. Capiche?" (Gently pats side of face in a gentle yet somehow malevolent manner)

(BTW - Why not suggest all skodas should be removed, here on this skoda forum - you'd get a lot more people taking the bait, hehehehe):rofl:

I know - remove any police car that can go faster than 60mph!

Chavlier's with Burrbery seat covers

Hummers. WTF is the point?

I'm with Basil..... Ban All Skoda's.

If not those, then all Rover/MG's. What a load of dingo's kidneys.

Hummers. WTF is the point??

The point is, the driver of such a vehicle has an unfeasibly small wedding vegetable, and requires everyone else to know about it.

HTH.

All old people, especially ones in Suzuki Wagon Rs that do 40mph in a national speed limit and 40mph in a 30mph zone.

Plus anyone who consistently goes 6-8mph below the appropriate speed for the road even if it is a straight road, clear and dry.:mad: They usualy drive Suzukis, old Volvos or that really cruddy City Rover.

So all vehicles if they aren't been driven in a way that suits me at the time I encounter them, regardless of make, colour or engine size.:D

The perfect reply, nuf said. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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i hate when people say a bloke is doing/buying comething to make for having a small **** when really the people saying it are just jealous, like the people that whine on about footballers getting paid too much. If someone offered you 40k a week to play a bit of footy would tell them you think its too much and would be happier on 40k a year?? if you answer yes then your a liar frankly as i(who has no interest at all in football would happily be paid 40k a week to try my best on a football field :D ) would jump at it.

if someone can afford to buy and run a hummer then fair play to them, why do many of us own 2/3/4/5 cars when we can only drive one at once? its the same thing, because we can!

Anything untaxed , uninsured or driven by someone without a licence. That should rid the roads of around 2 million cars I reckon.

Horses, with or without carriages.

They slow everyone down and cr4p all over the road, i am pretty sure they don't pay any type of road tax either.

i'm with you there rob, horses should not be on the road! you have to go super slowly and quietly past them otherwise they explode and the riders very rarely seem to notice/care/clean up the mess they leave either :(

i'm with you there rob, horses should not be on the road! you have to go super slowly and quietly past them otherwise they explode and the riders very rarely seem to notice/care/clean up the mess they leave either :(

I think you should have to pay road tax if you want to take a horse on the public highway.

My car doesn't dump poo out of its back end all over the tarmac for every other road user to drie through and/or try to avoid, we have a few riding schools/stables near us and once there was about a dozen horses all down one of the main roads of the town where i live, the traffic was backed up for about half a mile because of them so in reality Horses are actually adding to congestion and therefore destroying the planets evrionment.

Ill third the notion for horses off the road, I live in the countryside, and like using my cars as they should be.

I always remeber coming home from school one day in a mini, yes it had a center exit exhaust that made it a bit loder than standard, but minis are loud anyway. So as i drive down the road i drive everyday, there is a national speed limit road which i usually drove down at 50-60mph.

The day in question was no different, it was mid somer and bone dry, and i came around a slight bend in the road, just changing gear to accerlerate on the short stragiht in front, mid corner i can see there are no cars coming so accelerate, the car is at about 3000 rpm ish, and as i round the corner i can see a woman on a horse just after the corner on the inside so i couldnt have seen her til i was round the corner.

The next thing is i can see her in my mirror, having ago as though i was doing something wrong. If i knew she was there i would have slowed down etc, but i was driving the road as normal, and couldnt have slowed, and cut th4e engine noise til after i had passed her.

I wasnt speeding, i would guess about 50-55 at that point. So failing driving everywhere at no more than 30mph on the off chance i might see a horse what could i do?

Another vote for me would be volvo drivers, as this would get rid of most caravans too!!!

Mercedes R-Class, each and every one of them is a hideous looking tool thats way too big and about as environmentally friendly as the Hydrogen bomb.

More often than not there will be no more than one person in one.

All Axiam cars.

They are as bad as horses.

Vauxhall Corsas. Those adverts are the best in the world as thats what I think whenever I am stuck behind one doing 26mph in a 40. COME ON!!!!!!:mad: :mad:

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Anyone who drives at a constant 40mph regardless of road conditions or speed limit, but the slams their brakes on to 15 mph to takle a tricky 5 degree bend.

Horse boxes...or cars that hold me up when I tow my caravan (too many to list all the makes)

I don't believe in buses

How do you feel about the Tooth Fairy? ;)

If i knew she was there i would have slowed down etc, but i was driving the road as normal, and couldnt have slowed, and cut th4e engine noise til after i had passed her.

I wasnt speeding, i would guess about 50-55 at that point. So failing driving everywhere at no more than 30mph on the off chance i might see a horse what could i do?

Go around corners at a speed appropriate to the visibility that allows you to stop should something be in the road. This could be a stray cow, a stopped car, a fallen biker etc.

or that really cruddy City Rover.

No-one was stupid enough to buy one, were they?

Anyone who drives at a constant 40mph regardless of road conditions or speed limit, but the slams their brakes on to 15 mph to takle a tricky 5 degree bend.

Gets my vote. They are usually the ones that brake halfway round the bend too.

Fog light drivers

Middle lane drivers

Mobile phone drivers

Drink drivers

Caravans

Drivers that go slow on the motorway so hgv's have to go in the middle lane

Drivers that pull into the outside lane doing 50 right infront of you

Drivers with their wing mirrors pushed in

Drivers that do 30 on 60 mph roads were its safe to do 60 and when you go to overtake they put their foot down and slow down again

Yes I have a few thinks that wind me up big time

I think you should have to pay road tax if you want to take a horse on the public highway.

No- compulsory insurance would be better.

If not those, then all Rover/MG's. What a load of dingo's kidneys

No need. Give it a week or two and the head gaskets will blow.

F****N waitrose trucks! The distribution centre is just up the road in Bracknell and i get stuck behind one nearly everyday on the A3095 foresters way! :mad:

oh, and mustangs cos they're rubish around corners!:D

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