Bored so thought I would start the thread early this month:D

Malt House Thursday 11th Oct, 7.30 ish food etc available, all welcome, meet virgins, fetishists, weirdos, Honda drivers, ford drivers, Val :eek: , etc

anyone who needs it the address is:

the malthouse 270 Oldham Road Rishworth Sowerby Bridge Halifax HX6 4QB

List of attendees

1. PostmanPat, with Mrspostmanpat

Usual disclaimers, blah blah blah.

meet virgins

Is it me - or has your death wish increased since MrsPP has come onboard

I think you really have discovered the true meaning of 'The Ring' :P

May have to miss this one - might be venturing down Sarf for a week or so :eek:

Will I need a passport :confused:

May have to miss this one - might be venturing down Sarf for a week or so :eek:

Will I need a passport :confused:

No but you might need a certificate from your vet:D

Wish you guys lived in a more civilsed part of the country ie. the south then I'd love to join you, but I think that a 500 mile round trip for an evening drink is pushing the boundarys a little :P

No but you might need a certificate from your vet:D

Will that come in the post ?

Oh, forget I asked that - might as well just cancel the planned invasion :P

BTW Wardies is not spelt 'wierdos'

Wish you guys lived in a more civilsed part of the country ie. the south then I'd love to join you, but I think that a 500 mile round trip for an evening drink is pushing the boundarys a little :P

Ah but you would get a proper pint of bitter, allthough it might play havoc with the tender constitution of you southern lager top swilling.........:P

Bored so thought I would start the thread early this month:D

Malt House Thursday 11th Oct, 7.30 ish food etc available, all welcome, meet virgins, fetishists, weirdos, Honda drivers, ford drivers, Val and insane postmen!!:eek: , etc

List of attendees

1. PostmanPat, with Mrspostmanpat

2. Chris Rs without MRs (possible...At least I'm not a virgin, fetishist, weirdo, ford driver, Val, or an insane Postman!!)

Wish you guys lived in a more civilsed part of the country ie. the south then I'd love to join you, but I think that a 500 mile round trip for an evening drink is pushing the boundarys a little :P

:eek: I had some beer in Hampshire once. I could still taste it 3 days later!!!

Well. The guy in the pub that sold me it said it was beer!!

As usual I’m working, but I’ll be thinking of you all trying to find these virgins that PP was going on about. By the way Mr Pat, you are blue, weren’t you once green?

As usual I’m working, but I’ll be thinking of you all trying to find these virgins that PP was going on about. By the way Mr Pat, you are blue, weren’t you once green?

The only time he was green was when he ate a dodgy kebab!!

I might eat this time...with a soft drink of course!!

I will be able to make this one

Hello Mr PostmanPat, have you found a babysitter for this meeting? Cos if you havent looks like you're staying at home? And which category do you come under or is there something you're not telling me again?

Hello Mr PostmanPat, have you found a babysitter for this meeting? Cos if you havent looks like you're staying at home? And which category do you come under or is there something you're not telling me again? :rofl: :rofl:

Hello Mr PostmanPat, have you found a babysitter for this meeting? Cos if you havent looks like you're staying at home? And which category do you come under or is there something you're not telling me again?

:rofl: :rofl:

You tell him :P

Oi!! Mrs.....Who came to the last meet and who didnt???

Your turn Mr. Pat me thinks!!!

Oi!! Mrs.....Who came to the last meet and who didnt???

Your turn Mr. Pat me thinks!!!

He won't be able to post a reply, Chris.

He's on strike

He won't be able to post a reply, Chris.

He's on strike

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I should be there but not till later on.

I'm teaching until 20:30 :-(

I'm planning to come to this one.

I've also just been speaking to Tim at Clean Your Car - car care products UK. I've arranged to pick some cleaning bits up from him on the way to the meet (who needs a postman!!).

Tim is happy to supply in this way, so if anyone else wants anything from his website, please cut and paste and add it to the list below, and I will place one big order with him. Please list as....

Brisky name - Product name - Product code - Price

Please list what you want here - don't order directly on the website as you will be charged postage.

Cut off time for this is next Wednesday lunchtime. I will require cash payment on delivery to the Malt House please.

To get things started...

Andy2407 - Super snow foam 5ltr - snow - £11.95

Andy2407 - Chemical Guys Wheel Guard - CHEX7 - £12.95

Wardy - Meguiars Last Touch 1 gallon - D-5105 - £17.95

:bump:

Would like to come along and see you guys, but I'm out for a free tea with my team from work because we all work so hard they are letting us go out for dinner on them! winner! Could possibly make it afterwards but then there's the usual obstacle of my intensely terrible sense of direction :( lol

"IF" my car is back from the nice folks at Awesome, i'll be there

I should be there, although i may have to come straight from work...