To all you car lovers out there!!!!!

[jec]

Man who had sex with bike in court - Telegraph

:eek:

[octav.ed]

can i borrow his bike?i'm a bit bored...

[Nud748]

what a freak - now if it had been a dyson !!!!!

[kelling]

i'll stick with porky!!

[Sporky McGuffin]

I can't see how he should be considered on a par with a child molester or rapist. He's obviously something of a freak, but isn't the SOR for dangerous people?

[ZootyRS]

:bike:

[ZootyRS]

Did you read the last paragraph about the bloke jailed for shagging the pavement?

[Nud748]

he must really really love he tread iron

[vRSLen]

Did you read the last paragraph about the bloke jailed for shagging the pavement?

Must have been the cracks between

[Lady Elanore]

Ah, I see the confusion. He thought it was a ‘Mounting’ bike

:sofahide:

[Gillywibble]

I'm almost lost for words. No, actually, I am.

[anonymouse]

Safer than sex with a Princess

Those exhausts get damned hot :thumbdwn:

[anonymouse]

I'm almost lost for words. No, actually, I am.

MI :P

How's about 'Ribbet Ribbet'

[Little Katie]

Ah, I see the confusion. He thought it was a ‘Mounting’ bike

[devonutopia]

OK - I'm visualising my mountain bike, and really struggling to comprehend the technicalities of performing this act. I think I'll forget about it and just get some ZZZZs

[Furby_Lass]

I dont get why hes on the sex offenders register. Surely in his own room he can have sex with what he likes be it a human/doll/animal/bike? Still weird though.

How the hell do you shag a pavement? Surely you woulld get similar to carpet burns?

[vRSLen]

I dont get why hes on the sex offenders register. Surely in his own room he can have sex with what he likes be it a human/doll/animal/bike? Still weird though.

How the hell do you shag a pavement? Surely you woulld get similar to carpet burns?

So it's OK with an animal :eek:

[sms]

how the f--- is he able to shag a bike??? i can only think of one hole on the bike:eek:

[yann]

I have a lot of fun with my mountain bike too, but not the same kind of fun... what a weird man!

[devonutopia]

Well, there's the seatpost tube with the saddle removed I guess?? :confused: Good job my bike's got an oversized alloy frame.

[Furby_Lass]

So it's OK with an animal :eek:

Oh dear, it meant to be blow up animal lol

[jec]

OK - I'm visualising my mountain bike, and really struggling to comprehend the technicalities of performing this act. I think I'll forget about it and just get some ZZZZs

I think in times of desparation, any hole will do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

[LJ_Matt]

The guy's obviously a complete freak but how can they justify putting someone on the SOR for acts performed in private with an object that never was and never will be alive? :confused:. (What's next - blow up dolls and vibrators? )

sounds like a waste of tax payer money bringing him to court really :thumbdwn:

[SJFISHER67]

Hey, at least he got a ride? was it the village bike by any chance?