I just collected my Fabia VRS something very strange happens each time I get into it.

I plan my route to, say, Brighton.....put my foot on the accelerator and the best I can explain it is that space and time seem to fold and in the blink of an eye, I am there! :eek:

What is even stranger is that it takes almost no fuel to cover such a vast distance and I seem to become embedded into the upholstery of the driver's seat.

Help! What's going on? :confused:

Welcome to our world:thumbup: nothing wrong with her, just don't tell everyone, they've

stopped making them you know!

Indeed, enjoy.

Another 'guided by Yoda' moment

Do it every day on a 70m journey each way to the office.

I still love driving my car

Love driving mine too, only it's not a vRS of course [whistles ]

yours is more like a rocket jason

yours is more like a rocket jason

Aye captain! Engaging warp drive!

Are you lot on drugs?

Have you never driven a proper car?

Have you no aspirations towards motoring excellence?

It's a reasonably quick, frugal little hatchback, and that's about it.

It's not even pretty.

Good grief.

^ Motoring excellence???

WTF?

^ Motoring excellence???

WTF?

Porsche 911.

Nuff said:thumbup:

Are you lot on drugs?

Have you never driven a proper car?

Have you no aspirations towards motoring excellence?

It's a reasonably quick, frugal little hatchback, and that's about it.

It's not even pretty.

Good grief.

:rofl: GRUMPY :rofl:

It's not even pretty.

I disagree. It is pretty!

Are you lot on drugs?

Have you never driven a proper car?

Have you no aspirations towards motoring excellence?

It's a reasonably quick, frugal little hatchback, and that's about it.

It's not even pretty.

Good grief.

Remember it also makes a direrance on the colour dosnt it MR G everyone knows red cars are the fastest

Are you lot on drugs?

Have you never driven a proper car?

Have you no aspirations towards motoring excellence?

It's a reasonably quick, frugal little hatchback, and that's about it.

It's not even pretty.

Good grief.

LMAO i was just going toput something like this. whats all the fuss about its just a 130bhp dirty derv. However i have never driven one is their something i don't know

Red cars are the fastest, everyone knows that.

Especially Guards Red Porsches.

Hmmmmm.

( Any 911 will do btw, as it's my birfday soon.)

I disagree. It is pretty!

I think your perception of pretty is a tad warped, don't you?

I wouldnt say it's pretty, but it is a smart looking little car. If it was pretty it would attract the wrong crowd (ch@vs, hairdressers etc) The vRS in particular is quite distinguished and compared to similar Vauxhalls, Fords and all the rubbish we import from France, it's also quite rare.

Great little car, and there isn't another car that even comes close for the same price. (of same age!)

Porsche 911.

Nuff said:thumbup:

i DRIVE A BEETLE TOO !!!

welcome to the world of the vrs mate, I'm the same seem to be knocking off my work and getting home quicker.

I think your perception of pretty is a tad warped, don't you?

This from someone who drives a squashed VW Beetle with the engine in the wrong place! Sheesh!

This from someone who drives a squashed VW Beetle with the engine in the wrong place! Sheesh!

No I don't:confused:

I drive one of two Skoda Fabias, and sometimes a bus.

I WILL be driving a squashed beetle sometime in the future ( not too distant future hopefully )

I think your perception of pretty is a tad warped, don't you?

In this instance, no! I think my car is cute I wouldn't have bought two if I didn't think they were nice looking!!

I am, however, a bit warped....I can't really argue with that

No I don't:confused:

I drive one of two Skoda Fabias, and sometimes a bus.

I WILL be driving a squashed beetle sometime in the future ( not too distant future hopefully )

Okay, I stand corrected.

Will you also be buying some striped shirts with white collars, a filofax and a mobile phone the size of a housebrick as well as growing your hair such that you need a bucketload of wet-look hairgel to style it and saying things like "Okay Ya" it in order to complete the '80s yuppie image????

Okay, I stand corrected.

Will you also be buying some striped shirts with white collars, a filofax and a mobile phone the size of a housebrick as well as growing your hair such that you need a bucketload of wet-look hairgel to style it and saying things like "Okay Ya" it in order to complete the '80s yuppie image????

No, I will continue to wear my rubber underpants, flip-flops and capped sleeve t-shirt, if that's ok?