Skoda story ends before it started......

[Loy_McBhos]

Ok here's my little sob story...

Firstly heres a recap:

I'm a new briskodian who recently splashed out 3250 on my first car "a W reg Fabia 1.4 16v elegance". I asked the good opnions of experienced briskodians at whether the price I paid was good for the car etc... at which point point I was promptly told by one briskodian I had pretty much lost the plot. - I loved the car so I bought it.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the deal fell through, they didnt valet the car and the wheels look liked they had either been changed. I was quite suprised that he classified some fat mans mess (inc disco crisp remains) "dust". Oh yeah there was also a pube near the hand brake.

So here I am once again skodaless and more importantly carless.

Luckily, I got my hard earned money back (inc deposit).

I also wanted to say that the people at the skoda garage were utterly useless and unprofessional. I would have got more respect talking to the excrement of a well fed pig.

I still want to buy a Skoda and will be checking on here regularly to see if there are any available! PM me!

I'll keep my head up for now!

[Gillywibble]

Glad you're still interested mate. Ignore bad dealers, the cars are worth it.

[Organist]

Persevere, my friend, find another dealer, and before you know it, you'll be a fully paid-up Briskodian!

[SkodaMart]

what forensic tests did you undertake to discover that the said hair was indeed a pube?

[VRS 203]

what forensic tests did you undertake to discover that the said hair was indeed a pube?

:rofl:

Glad youve not gave up the search for a new motor.

[VRStu]

Might be worth letting people know what you are looking for etc.

[The The]

Cleo Laine had pubic hair on her head so don't jump to Conclusions!.

Mind you I once stayed in a guest house in Essex and there was loads of Cleo Laine's in the bed.

[Guest parsko]

Ok here's my little sob story...

Firstly heres a recap:

I'm a new briskodian who recently splashed out 3250 on my first car "a W reg Fabia 1.4 16v elegance". I asked the good opnions of experienced briskodians at whether the price I paid was good for the car etc... at which point point I was promptly told by one briskodian I had pretty much lost the plot. - I loved the car so I bought it.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, the deal fell through, they didnt valet the car and the wheels look liked they had either been changed. I was quite suprised that he classified some fat mans mess (inc disco crisp remains) "dust". Oh yeah there was also a pube near the hand brake.

So here I am once again skodaless and more importantly carless.

Luckily, I got my hard earned money back (inc deposit).

I also wanted to say that the people at the skoda garage were utterly useless and unprofessional. I would have got more respect talking to the excrement of a well fed pig.

I still want to buy a Skoda and will be checking on here regularly to see if there are any available! PM me!

I'll keep my head up for now!

I have deduced from this that the previous owner was lefthanded.: void(0)'>

[Captain Sisko]

what forensic tests did you undertake to discover that the said hair was indeed a pube?

:rofl:

Thats hilarious

[Dmac1969]

Good luck with the search , have you tried registering on the Autotrader website , once your postcode it logged in on there you can do searches of private and trade ads within a specified distance , and change things like colours , price , milage etc , you should find shedloads of Fabias for sale on there!!

[Skodaboy1983]

keep your chin up, another skoda will pop up in time, keep a eye on the forum for advice and look on dealer websites might be worthwhile as they can get a car in stock from any skoda dealer in the uk at a price which suits you.

[Loy_McBhos]

what forensic tests did you undertake to discover that the said hair was indeed a pube?

Unfortunately I didnt apply any of my CSI skills and instead used what very small knowledge I have on pubes. - logical guess.

[Loy_McBhos]

Might be worth letting people know what you are looking for etc.

I'm going to stick to buying a Fabia 1.4 16v, up to 7 years old, 60k and under, - No Pubes.