...when someone overtakes then pulls in to a gap that isn't there?

I feel I must apologise to the driver of the little yellow Fiat and the Escort for forcing myself between the two of you. I calculated the overtake and got it wrong. Sorry. I'm not perfect.

And yes Mr Escort driver, I do remember Gareth Hunt's most amusing Nescafe advert. Oh, how we laughed.

I know I was grumpy because I'd followed you all for a few miles and felt that you should either have overtaken or made space for someone who wanted to, but no, two wrongs don't make a right.

And I'm not sure my "mea culpa" gesticulation was completely understood, but thanks for the lack of a brake test as I'd probably have failed.

Must try harder tomorrow It's on days like this I wish I didn't have a distinctive number plate

I do love drivers who tailgate the car in front of them but make no move to overtake. Yet when you do so they either move out to the right to scare you, don't leave enough room for you to get in between them so you have to do 2 cars at once, or if they do let you in the proceed to flash at you.

Eurofighter Typhoon--- Nothing comes close!!

Tornado F1--- Nothing stays on my tail,- Unless I want them there!!