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when i bought my vRS the lads at work were laughin that im driving a flying penis lol

anyone else get this comment on a regular basis ?

i'm confused:confused:

because of the badge...

Usually quite the opposite. The vRS is so restrained looking that I generally get accused of driving a granny-car. 20 minutes around the roundabouts and 70mph dual carriageways of Milton Keynes usually puts that to rest:D

Never had any comments really.

The odd ones have been

(In the dark) "What's that, Audi?"

"(Skoda joke)... but all jokes aside its just a VW for clever people"

Never had any comments really.

The odd ones have been

(In the dark) "What's that, Audi?"

"(Skoda joke)... but all jokes aside its just a VW for clever people"

+1, at least with my current Fabia.

My first one was a BRIGHT RED 1.4 MPi Comfort, so I got a bit of stick for that :rofl:

They must have peculiar shaped penis's :D

Usually quite the opposite. The vRS is so restrained looking that I generally get accused of driving a granny-car. 20 minutes around the roundabouts and 70mph dual carriageways of Milton Keynes usually puts that to rest:D

Possibly why we don't hear of many court appearances for speeding ( as in the old Lada joke )

PC 99 "M'lud the accused was doing 90 on a 60 limit "

Bench - "But you say he was driving a Skoda "

PC 99-"Yes M'lud "

Bench - "Then that's not true - Skodas can't go that fast -case dismissed ":rofl:

Or the one I used get on the appearance of the new Fabia ad - "Two Skodas had an accident -took all day to clean up the crumbs " - Till I told him that a bit ( or more ) over NSL it returned approx 50 MPG (charging from Godiva's heartland to the shadow of Ben Nevis in around 6 hours),and VW were desperately trying to get to Skoda's build quality and that it was more of a good quality slimmed down A3 (without the high pricedbadge )

Don't think I'm slagging Furby off -I'm not - times I'd like a bit more power and contemplate remap to 100 ,other times on an open DC when I put my foot down and think that ,with 100 bhp - I'd not get much more top end ,but get there fast enough to have a volvo stop me to invite me to participate in their donations campaign .

i have a vrs badge on my steering wheel because im fed up looking at the "flying penis"

funny how it never bothered me untill someone pointed it out :confused:

Oh ****.................. :rolleyes:

The badge isn't shaped like a cockerel anyway! So why do people get that idea? It would have a body and legs if it were!

hahahaha I'd never noticed it before...

Flyingpenis.jpg?t=1229894955

Possibly why we don't hear of many court appearances for speeding ( as in the old Lada joke )

There's no need to exceed the speed limit to show off the torque and constantly dropping down to 25mph or so in the roundabout and then back up to 70 as quickly as is safe generally gets the point across.;)

VW were desperately trying to get to Skoda's build quality and that it was more of a good quality slimmed down A3 (without the high pricedbadge )

where on earth did you get that load of rubbish from?

your fabia has absolutely nothing to do with a sodding A3 what so ever.

where on earth did you get that load of rubbish from?

your fabia has absolutely nothing to do with a sodding A3 what so ever.

I think he meant the A2 platform. And the wheels fit both;)

hahahaha I'd never noticed it before...

Flyingpenis.jpg?t=1229894955

i want 1 of these.. :eek: gb any 1? :D

I kind of glanced at this thread the other day and thought WTF are they on about.

Then I washed the car yesterday and suddenly realised that the emblem does indeed take the apperance of a flying winkle.............:rofl: :rofl:

hahahaha I'd never noticed it before...

Flyingpenis.jpg?t=1229894955

Where did you get that picture of MY willy? :D

That reminds me... where did I put that cream?

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