Cracking thread...says he eating a pork pie

Seriously guys, pack it in - this is killing me!!!

Can we please get back to arguing the toss about Xenons, wheels and tyres!!

Good God Gary !!!!!!!

Lol,

There are enough VRSs about so you won't stand out much. It's not the most flash car anyway.

As for the seats well, there is only a little bit of leather. And besides if God (the FSM) wanted humans to be vegetarian he wouldn't have made cows out of steak.

Edited 23 February, 201016 yr by Aspman

You great big THESPIAN !

Just buy a stock Skoda and don't mess with it.

Buy the Estate!

..and you could have a small theatre in the boot

< Brian Blessed mode >

YOU BE A BETTER ACTOR THAN I BE!!!

< /Brian Blessed mode >

Fair play though. Just get a stock VRS and blend in with the masses.

''The reason for removing the spoiler is to reduce any kind of attention (I'm an actor trying to hide)'' ..

This is a wind up right?. If not, who apart from your mother would recognise you anyway!

''The reason for removing the spoiler is to reduce any kind of attention (I'm an actor trying to hide)'' ..

This is a wind up right?. If not, who apart from your mother would recognise you anyway!

I think I've done more acting that that

More people would notice the holes in the boot rather than the spoiler.

Aren't big important actors supposed to be driven around?

Also, if you are truly trying to hide, try this: http://www.ghilliesuitplus.com/

''The reason for removing the spoiler is to reduce any kind of attention (I'm an actor trying to hide)'' ..

This is a wind up right?. If not, who apart from your mother would recognise you anyway!

Took the words right out of my mouth....

So has anyone seen Paul's "heightened performance" in the new Harry Potter?

To answer his original question - the rear spoiler on the hatch models can easily be removed by removing 4 screws from underneath the spoiler accessible from the bootlid.

Hmmm distinct aroma of b******t from the originator of this thread

Edited 22 July, 201015 yr by BillyT1903

Oh, the films not out yet. For some reason I thought it was. Maybe I was confusing it with Shrek or something. Like I know about Harry fricking Potter!

Oh this thread has so much win!

Hmmm no leather opens up a whole new market for Veggie Cars....You may scoff but there's a chap in Brighton making a mint out of Vegetarian Shoes.

I tried a pair of Vegetarian shoes once but imo they tasted a bit bland

why worry about the leather? the cow is dead already! you didnt kill it! some other lucky git did

SE 2.0TDi with 17s and sports suspension. Quite quick and no cow/spoiler

SE 2.0TDi with 17s and sports suspension. Quite quick and no cow/spoiler

Plus you could have it remapped?

My sides hurt.

No leather seats because of.....WHAT!? Shouldn't you be driving a prius anyway?

Edited 22 July, 201015 yr by Guest

not been funny here you have got a big problem,get yourself to the doctors as iam sure he will be able to help