I tried a pair of Vegetarian shoes once but imo they tasted a bit bland

LoL that's funny

does anyone know if the OP ever join the ranks of the true Briskoda owners club ????? "You know you've made it when you own a Skoda"

ps vegetarian and "death eater" ...... shouldn't he have not taken the part on principle!!!!!!

Edited 12 February, 201115 yr by FUBAR

I suggest that you have it resprayed a lovely girlie bright PINK, adorned with flowers, or what ever tickles your fancy.

People will look with disbelief and be far too busy to even notice little old you behind the wheel.

What price for being famous !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best best best laugh I've had in a very long time!

Thanks guys

This is amazing...

I remember this thread, classic!

Ask young Harry to lend you the invisibility cloak, this should easily

reduce any kind of attention

Lol at this thread

the cow's been killed to make a VRS so you might as well keep the leather as your not saving any cows by taking the leather out, just pretend it's fake leather if it makes you feel better. Plus I'm not sure if there much demand for vegetarian VRSs that's probably why skoda don't make them!

This seems more like a thread to big up his career rather than talk about a car IMHO. Weakest Link to Harry Potter. Next thing you'll be in Hollyoaks.

Probably a bit late now - but couldn't you just buy a vRS and ask [him who cannot be named] to steal the Cloak of Invisibility for you?

The car will look the same, but you won't.

One problem solved

ROFL - So the OP (Paul Khanna) is now calling himself Venice A Fulton!!!

http://www.veniceafulton.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Paul_Khanna&action=history

What a guy.

LOL - his blog says "Make an effort to get some protein into you". I bet I know how he does that.

Jeez - he sure has spent a lot of time making fake Amazon accounts to review his stupid diet e-book.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B006LDZOBA/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

He's in the new Superman film !!!

Luckily I won't be tuning in for that

He's in the new Superman film !!!

Luckily I won't be tuning in for that

Playing what? Krypto****e?

He's in the new Superman film !!!

Er, not quite.. 'In summer 2011, the actor played Alex Luthor in the fan film of Superman.'

What a career. At one point he described himself on his own wikipedia entry as 'occupation = Actor, Greatest man on earth'.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Paul_Khanna&action=historysubmit&diff=427384282&oldid=416570611

He's quite possibly mental.

Also - here's Paul reviewing his alter ego's book as himself before he remembered to change his username to 'The Guru'.. http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:0X7J_zBcbz4J:www.amazon.co.uk/review/RE4F455310CVT+%22venice+a+fulton%22+paul+khanna&cd=5&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

LMAO

I only glanced at IMDB earlier, like you say wtf do I know about Superman lol

I'll cut to the best bit

"The home made special effects are also decent enough at first glance. Unfortuanately, that's all the positives right there. The direction is shambolic, with absolutely no fluidity to any of the scenes, most of the camera work is stiff and you can tell that 'action' has just been called as each new scene starts. The acting is dreadful. Martin Richardson is a very unlikely Superman not only in his slight and gangly build, but in his awkward delivery, appearing almost embarrassed at the dialogue he is forced to spout. Stacy Sobieski fares little better as Superman's new love interest, coming across wooden and disinterested for the most part. Beyond the two leads there are some truly shocking supporting performances. Alex Luther is somewhat watchable but his crew of henchman are utterly terrible. I did quite well to get past the opening 5 minutes of the film, given that the acting was so poor in the 'set up.' Children's nativity plays are more believable. That said, this has to be forgiven considering that it is a fan film and that these are not professionals. With that view, I hope that they enjoyed the experience and will keep a DVD of their movie but leave film making to the professionals from now on."

Do you think he did this review himself

funny... ... what's funnier still are the genuine replies the guy got!! :lol:

Sent from my phone....

"More Kevin than Kevin"

OMG "The" thread is back :giggle:

Nick you worry me you stalker!

I'm more of a super fan than a stalker.

Goodness gracious me - what a wonderful thread. Might well go down in classic Brisky history

I'll happily swap bootlids and seats with him, if he likes - getting back on-topic :p

ROFL - there are some absolutely amazing gems in the previous versions of his wiki article...

'Paul khanna is a big idiot. he is an idiot!!!!'

'he is a homosexual and lives on the second floor of a hardcore gay club.'

'Paul Khanna is a British actor set to play a Peni5 Eater in the two-part Warner Bros film Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows'

Another of his synthetic blogs, where he interviews himself:

http://thetruthaboutacting.wordpress.com/

/falls off sofa

"More Kevin than Kevin"

Here's said film...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8KO52Vvji2s#t=534s

Yes, that's our friend Paul in the gimp mask.