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In my opinion, the Nissan Juke is currently the ugliest car on the road!! What amazes me, is that there are so many around and so quickly after launch!

So either the people who are buying these abombinations have:-

A) no taste in the way their car looks

Or:-

B) Nissan was doing awesome deals to shift the ugly ducklings!!

Or:-

C) A combination of A and B!

D) A, B, and have no interest in how their vehicle actually drives.

For me it's another Nissan ..... the Cube

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This might be acceptable if it was in red, your name is Pat and have a black and white 'cooking fat' but really?

Nissan Joke , or Nissan Puke maybe

The cube is quite nice, and there are a number of customised ones round.here.

There are loads of UK spec Cubes round here! The rear reg plates are the standard UK size, and the rear fog is integral. Seems to be a new version of the vehicle inspired by Postman Pat's van.

Another that I find pug ugly may put me on a warning again, but sadly the Yeti, followed by the Roomster...I find both of them fugly, and I AM entitled to that opinion by the way.

I almost agree, except that nobody tried to "style" the Rodius or was bothered what it looked like, whereas Nissan put their design team on overtime and bought them cakes and lots of coffee and the Puke was what they came up with!

Having said that, I see loads of Mini Countrymans around and they're fugly too!

Nearly every version of the Bini is awful. The Clubman has been nicknamed 'The Club Foot'. I wonder why? LOL

I also hate the nissan duke with a passion, but i also quite like the cube on the other hand :thumbup:

The Cube has a more 'cutsey' look about it, as if it's an over sized kids toy, but the Puke? WTF were they thinking? Were the styling team actually talking to each other? The mind really boggles at how fugly it is.

Puke FTW! Damn ugly things mostly driven by OAP's or blind people. I wanted to nick one parked outside of my house just so I didnt have to look at it!

The cube isnt that bad looks like a Japanese post van but at least it looks well balanced & a bit different without looking like a turd.

RODIUS :rofl:

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Why Would you???

I saw a Rodius the other day. It was a taxi of all things.......Seems our local council will let anyting be a taxi. There is even a High-and-dry Matrix hackney cab. The damn thing is tiny!

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Puke FTW! Damn ugly things mostly driven by OAP's or blind people. I wanted to nick one parked outside of my house just so I didnt have to look at it!

The cube isnt that bad looks like a Japanese post van but at least it looks well balanced & a bit different without looking like a turd.

RODIUS :rofl:

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Why Would you???

Good grief, did you have to put that picture up on a family forum.

I feel quite sick now. :peek:

That's the worst I've seen.

I can't make up my mind which is the worst? For years it had to be the Rodius, but then along come a Mini Clubman, hardly Mini is it?

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So are Nissan doing good deals on the "Puke"? Make you wonder or just canny marketing?

Another that I find pug ugly may put me on a warning again, but sadly the Yeti, followed by the Roomster...I find both of them fugly, and I AM entitled to that opinion by the way.

I agree with the roomster. Soft roaders arent my thing, and I suppose the Yeti could be a little more adventurous looks wise....

I find skoda styling very insipid but not necessarily ugly.

For the ssangyong fans, have you seen their pick up?

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Worse than the rodius imho

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BMW X6 gets my vote. Utterly pointless

BMW X6 gets my vote. Utterly pointless

X2 , that is pointless , and expensive tolook like a pillock

The bmw x1 isnt much better, saw one of them today there pointless aswell

Has to be the Mini Off road thing,with five doors, it just looks so wrong!

Nissan Juke - There is two in my area and it looks decent in white, not sure on black through!

For me it's the Fiat Rhino..... Errrr i mean Multipla..... Along with basically any Ssangyong!!!!

Personally i love the Cube and would have one straight away.... And like others.... I'm not a fan of the Duke either.

Cheers

Dave.

Toyota Yaris Verso....Dreadful!!

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