I can run faster than all of you.......:moon:

I can run faster than all of you.......:moon:

So could the Italians, and always in the opposite direction :p

So could the Italians, and always in the opposite direction :p

Then I will run backwards, and still be faster!

There is a lot of scepticism on here. Surely it stands to reason that a 1250Kg Fabia vRS with a lightweight 1.4 turbo engine producing 1,500 hp will leave a slightly lardy 1350 kg Octavia behind. I must get my eyes examined again, I can only imagine the little beggars are going past me so fast I am not even seeing them.

Then I will run backwards, and still be faster!

Why is it everyone else in this thread is a having a serious discussion yet you come along and tell blatant lies.

Do you see anyone else lying in this thread???

Do you see anyone else lying in this thread???

.....I was going to sit on it for a while........

Do you see anyone else lying in this thread???

Well I'm certainly not

I can F@rt quicker than all of you......So there

I can F@rt quicker than all of you......So there

Not if I hold a match nearby

My issue with my car and it's speed is that it's never clean. This is why:

I pay the nice young lady, get me little ticket, stop at the code machine at the car wash, and this is the bit I dread, it tells me to move forward, so I do.

What's the issue?

Well I move forward as slowly as I can and just fly out the other side doing 110mph, leaving puzzled looks and car wash cleaning thin air!

I've been banned from using those people at homebase too!! It was "frowned" upon.

Have I missed something?

G

I take offence to the accusations being made regarding the integrity of my comments, but on a serious note, it takes me approximately 35 minutes to get home from work, but I arrive 25 minutes before I leave!! :p

Top weight saving tip, fold your rear seats down.

Works wonders.

Top weight saving tip, fold your rear seats down.

Works wonders.

Hadn't thought of that...! Goodbye Octavia boys 300 is the target for me

Top weight saving tip, fold your rear seats down.

Works wonders.

Or replace the oxygen in the cabin with Helium? On the plus side with this mod you will easily brake the sound barrier, but you will have a voice like Hooks from Police Academy........Carl, I think you know what that's like? :p

Or replace the oxygen in the cabin with Helium? On the plus side with this mod you will easily brake the sound barrier, but you will have a voice like Hooks from Police Academy........Carl, I think you know what that's like? :p

Take the air out of the tyres and get the unsprung weight down too . . .

Of cause everyone has still got alongway to go, before they can " take a Mustang like a King!"

Take the air out of the tyres and get the unsprung weight down too . . .

Hell no, go all the way........take the wheels off! Faaaaaaaaaaaar less weight

Whilst driving home this afternoon I seem to have hit a large pebble and this happened.....

....never mind, at least I found a parking place at the gentlemans club.

Hang on. Are we sure the offence was 148MPH ?

If it was KPH, it's a measely 91.71 mph. (again, Nelly will do that in reverse)

Kinda makes it less dramatic and more BORING!

Whilst driving home this afternoon I seem to have hit a large pebble and this happened.....

....never mind, at least I found a parking place at the gentlemans club.

:rofl:

Pebble jumping at 240mph.........so much more air than a railway bridge