BLURT !

[mbames]

There is no need to do that, a simple thank you is sufficient.

[RainbowFire]

Please assume the party escort submission position.

[Brimma]

There's a nice girl in the local Chinese takeaway, I'm just off to order two 69s, with a side order of 69, and maybe an extra 69 for dessert

[Lazy Daisy]

A Greek triangle's got nothing to do with Pythagoras

[richie]

Can any one tell me why I frigging bother any more!!

[Brimma]

Cameron...........tossser

Clegg.............tossser

Milliband............tossser

[RainbowFire]

Feels Just Like I'm Walking On Broken Glass.........

[@Lee]

has anybody else attached those JML LED cupboard lights to their bumper as DRL's, or is it just me?

[Brimma]

Sweet Jesus, I don't think I can stand that one myself

[richie]

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaa, bodyform....................................!"

[Harvey1978]

Don't beat around the bush.....................................make her shave

[Brimma]

What did talent show judges say before "You nailed it" came along?

[Hairy Chris]

Oh no!!! It's come back again.

[richie]

Apply twice a day and the sores will go after you rub it away.............

[Addman]

This is a democratic process... webs, or wubs?

[lfc958]

We are up to our ankles in drought, when will we get the rain ?

[Brimma]

Wondering if I can let one go without touching cloth

[Hairy Chris]

Hmmm, is it meant to do that?

[Lazy Daisy]

My first thought was an alkaloid, maybe strychnine, that would explain the rigor mortis, but there was no vomiting of blood

[Brimma]

WTF am I doing up at this f*cking stupid hour

[@Lee]

oh come on, it's just some minor brain surgery - it's not rocket science, is it?

[richie]

Sitting here feeling blue, wanted to fart, but followed through............

[Brimma]

"Oh Philip, who gave those horrible oiks permission to install those rockety things on the roof? One knows they’ll upset the Corgis if they go orf"

[@Lee]

If I put my thumb over the end of it, some bits can hit the ceiling

[Hairy Chris]

What you really need is a mains power supply for that.