BLURT !

[Aspman]

..like a wizard's sleeve

[richie]

I tried my cunning plan, it didn't fecking work!!

[Lazy Daisy]

It's ok, it happens to everyone at some point

[slicendice]

Woaaahhh!! Maybe you should try a strimmer...??

[Lazy Daisy]

£2 a month will get Richie's **** wet, just £2 a month

[spinna]

'A Packet of condoms please Miss. '

"Don't you Miss me!"

'You better give me two packets then,,,,,,,,,'

[SkodaTC]

Now I'm no conspiracy theorist, however, myself and an independent team of researchers have looked at almost all the evidence available.  

The published photography and film of the time does not stand up to scrutiny.  Using earlier evidence as a cross reference the pictures are not convincing.

The journey time to and from do not correspond to the accepted timescale for such an expedition.

The equipment used is very primitive and in some cases absent all together.  It is doubtful that any of the participants would have survived such a journey lacking vital life-support systems.

The frequency of the visits, a weekly regular slot would have been impossible to engineer.

These are just some of the key facts that have led me to believe that Mr Spoon faked his lunar voyages.

[richie]

It's OK Daisy, I'll do you for free......................

[spinna]

No Richie, put a value on your work, charge!

Or have you already assessed it..........

[richie]

I conducted a dynamic risk assesment and sorted out my working strategy, I'll do it for free

[swordstoke]

In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement: "Capitalisation is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse".

Is everybody clear on that?

[Harvey1978]

Anyone fancy a pint? :beer:

[lfc958]

Why is it called Software when its so Fr***ken hard to use?

[richie]

Decisions, decisions................ much to ponder and research................ brain hurts.......... would it be a good career move........ wibble wibble!!!

[slicendice]

Oh dear....I appear to have jaffa'd

[Hairy Chris]

Nobody wants to see you doing that.......

[Lazy Daisy]

13 chocolates and 1 chilli, shall I explain it again......

[Brimma]

Trump suffers an ill wind and breezes out of the World Championships

[sausage roll]

The Woman in Black - totally stunning! I'd bet she'd look even better wearing nothing....

[richie]

And what was your motivation for this...??

[richie]

Never say "blow me" or "bite me" in the same sentance................ it could all end in tears!!!!

[Aspman]

Lager, lager, lager

[Beryl's Chief Pilot]

• Briskoda is your friend. Now bite down on this & hold on tight....
  

[io1901]

... she then did the same with seven balls...

[SkodaTC]

Can you see anything?

Yes, wonderful things.