Next nitpicker, please....

You called

Must go to the hospital, i appear to have a handbag embedded in my skull

but you miss the point, if we can wind up the RS owners simply be referring to it as the RS, well it's an easy target really...

rather drop a v than be white van man.......

later sprinter boy......

< wanders off humming avril lavigne ditty >

< "he was a sprinter boy, he bought an imperfect toy,...."

:cheers:

FYI, Mine is a RS, always was, always will be.

Jon

i thought the v was merely a handy tip on hand signals to 4x4 drivers....

and you are so proud of that fact you have changed the badges? :confused:

Paul, at least mine goes in a straight line. Yours seems to have a hunger for pavements - been kerb crawling again?

told you i was in DEATH RACE 2000.....

- i had to make sure my bitches were working.....

Yes, but they can only work after 3.30?

i know... its great... i get more money from the dss than they do!

told u i'd make a good daddy......

Originally posted by ffelan in this post

i thought the v was merely a handy tip on hand signals to 4x4 drivers....

From not to, Paul. You've not been paying sufficient attention to my posts - which somehow doesn't surprise me given your past form...

Denis, Denis, Denis, what are we going to do with you?

Might one suggest that you seek professional help? How any right minded person could believe that a pretty boy blue 4x4 van could in any way match a RS, let alone a red or black one, is beyond any comprehension.

As for Paul not reading your posts, shows outstanding good sense to me.

Not something I'd usually expect from a Northern monkey

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Sorry I talk so much Jabbarish!

Originally posted by Witchfinder in this post

Congratulations - you've made a good choice of car. The colour isn't really important, but black is clearly the best choice as far as style, comfort, performance and residuals are concerned

OK, Style I can understand (matter of opinion). Residuals I can (possibly) understand.

Comfort - huh? Black cars are more comfortable? Like how would that be? They absorb more heat in the summer, show the dirt so need more washing, show the tiniest scratch ....

Performance. Now I know you're dreaming!!!

Black cars are faster, fact!

Originally posted by TaviaRS in this post

Black cars are faster, fact!

Than yellow, maybe. Than blue, no way.

Originally posted by ncarring in this post

Comfort - huh? Black cars are more comfortable? Like how would that be? They absorb more heat in the summer, show the dirt so need more washing, show the tiniest scratch ....

Performance. Now I know you're dreaming!!!

I certainly feel more comfortable, knowing I made the correct colour choice. I'd certainly feel uncomfortable driving round in the wrong colour

And as Jon said - Black cars are faster. It's a well known fact.

Sorry, yellow is clearly the fastest. This is why the AA have yellow vehicles so they can get to emergencies quicker. Hearses are black because they don't have to go very fast. Proof if proof were needed !

And ambulances, which need to get there the quickest of all, are white...

nuff said

Not over here they're not. You'd want a yellow Skoda with orangy diagonal striping and blue decals these days.

yep - and I bet the dutch ambulances get there quicker as well - case proven yellow is fastest :p

congrats Monkey Boy - sure you'll enjoy the car :mw:

Believe me, Stu, they do!

The one time I sat in the back of an ambulance (at my wife's side) it even hurtled onto cycle paths to get to the hospital quicker! :eek:

Erm, back on topic too: yes, congratulations, MonkeyBoy...

I disagree. Yellow is only faster when accompanied by a pink flashing light on the roof and an "Hairdresser on Call" sign

When was the last time you needed a hairdresser Jon?

Last time I had some hair oooh must be 5 years ago