Competition - Possibly the smallest ever.

[Thecko]

Every man reading this thread just involuntarily crossed their legs

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[grr666]

We all do some crazy things when we are young.

This was one of my more interesting choices.

[Brimma]

Speaking from experience here, they're not all they're cracked up to be.

Unless you like the idea of your john thomas feeling like you've slammed a door on it

for a good couple of weeks coupled with frankly worrying amounts of blood loss.

And then, once it's healed the complete inability for the rest of your life to pee in

only one direction then go for it I say. Oh, and I don't recommend getting the hole

stretched either. That's more painful than getting it done in the first place.

TMI

[Jayneyyyy]

Speaking from experience here, they're not all they're cracked up to be.

Unless you like the idea of your john thomas feeling like you've slammed a door on it

for a good couple of weeks coupled with frankly worrying amounts of blood loss.

And then, once it's healed the complete inability for the rest of your life to pee in

only one direction then go for it I say. Oh, and I don't recommend getting the hole

stretched either. That's more painful than getting it done in the first place.

Ouch! But on that note, you could use it as a tunnel for stretched ears? :p (not winkys!)

[@Lee]

Why is there a draw when the original post says the first 10 people will win one?? :wonder:

if there's a draw, do we all win one :think:

[Auric Goldfinger]

Bl00dy long lunch, almost 4 days

[blueR36]

Can you get warning points to imply Colin is out for lunch, this has been the longest smallest competition ever

[Thecko]

Bl00dy long lunch, almost 4 days

Maybe he's waiting for KFC drive thru? Would be about the right time scale!

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[BilboBaggins]

Of course, it could just be a wind up

[ColinD]

sorry, I did have lunch, all 2 tins of skippers.

I then sat at the kitchen table and carried on with another problem, forgot.

Ok, had a quick review, I did say first 10, but some great ideas, I liked most of them.

Here are the winners:

vRS19TD - necklace

zippo & andy247 - earring

magic62 - pandora bracelet

softscoop - drift charm

raf_ - cufflinks

rainbow fire - tyre depth marker

vrsrs - r/c/ alloy wheel caps

grr666 - wonky pub prop

welsh_kai_boy - golf ball marker

kbphoto - flipping coin

T.spark - wallzees

I know thats more, but those I liked.

So I don't have postal addys for you all, so how to claim, easiest, I'm sending you a pm. Within it a voucher code for the shop, you can type your address in then, saves me transcribing it wrong.

Well done to all.

who mentioned profit... these are not going to get me to the end of the road, let alone on a plane. Something tells me demographic analysis failed, mostly men on site and how much do I hate shopping, extrapolate.

[grr666]

I hit the supermarket almost daily, but we live in a nice area so no

deposit required on our trolleys at my local Tesco.

However, just up the road at Asda you need one :wonder: , there's a demographic statistic in

there somewhere... :p

I'll hang it on my Audi key....

[Auric Goldfinger]

But there's eleven winners ,not ten

[magic62]

Happy that one is on its way to Germany!!

[grr666]

But there's eleven winners ,not ten

12

[Auric Goldfinger]

12

Well spotted theres twelve winners

[ColinD]

Indeed, could not decide the, ear-rings idea was kind of jointly posted

11th, oh well, just in a better mood than yesterday

[Sippo]

Thanks!

[Welsh_kai_boy]

Thanks Colin

[vRS19TD]

Said via PM but will post..... Cheers.

[Raf_]

Thank you Colin

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[Brimma]

Well spotted theres twelve winners

I think everyone except me :(

[@Lee]

I think everyone except me :(

and me :(

[Binzie]

Gutted .......anyone want to buy a Bupa X-ray before I put it in the non automotive parts for sale section ?

[Jayneyyyy]

N'aw gutted :(

[ColinD]

Given I have a box of 300, there will be more comps over the coming autumnal months.

Some will even have prizes that can't be used in the supermarket.