New Study

A study at Latrobe University showed that the kind of

male face that a woman finds attractive can differ,

depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to

men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, she is more prone to

prefer a man with scissors shoved in his temple and a

cricket bat jammed up his a*se whilst he is on fire. :eek:

Why did there need to be a study - thought this was common knowledge !

How many can say "I've got the scars to prove it!"?

Quite simple really - just have to lock her cricket bat away for a few days each month ...

But we are resourceful, and can find other weapons.

You'd be surprised what I got my ex with ...

Wicked, pure evil. Knew a girl that scrubbed the toilet with here ex boyfriends toothbrush after she found out he was having an affair