Staggering, and to some it sounds hilarious no doubt, but tell you, it's absolutely beyond disgusting when you open the door to find silver slobbery mucus trails all over the dashboard, switch gear, door panel, center console and carpet, and that's just from it's first night of residency!

 

Just how the in the name of all things holy am I going to find this, one of Gods most useless disgusting and vilest of slimy creatures? 

 

No. I don't know how it got in there either. Presumably transferred whilst carrying something in a box/bag/whatever.

Irrelevant now anyway. I just want it gone, and downright bloody PRONTO!

 

Could only happen to me...walking disaster zone. 

Edited 2 July, 201411 yr by Mr Ree

Sprinkle salt all over the interior?

Copper piping?

 

RENTOKIL?

 

This is bloody seriously bad and am in despair.

Anyone want to buy a 2 month old Superb with it's own well hidden during daylight  non rent paying onboard tenants for company?

 

Terrified of putting the fan on in case they come flying out of the air vents! 

Edited 2 July, 201411 yr by Mr Ree

Anyone want to buy a 2 month old Superb with it's own on non rent paying board tenants for company?

How much?

Eeerrrrrrrrr!!!   

 

Czechoslovakian Slug    

How much?

careful, or our <cough> 'friendly mod' <cough> will be coming on here to ******* me for not being a Freedom member.

 

Meanwhile....sod off!

Haha

Eeerrrrrrrrr!!!   

 

Czechoslovakian Slug    

Had one getting into the lounge recently, probably through the air brick.

 

Had to face disgusting slug trails all over the carpet for 3 months before I finally found it at 01:00 am one day last month, and promptly launched it down the road side grid.

Haha

I get the feeling this isn't being taken seriously so far.

 

I AM...and desperate!

 

 

...car salesman....."and why are you selling it so soon after purchase sir"? 

Slug pellets? Take it back on warranty!

I get the feeling this isn't being taken seriously so far.

I AM...and desperate!

...car salesman....."and why are you selling it so soon after purchase sir"?

If you can stand the smell open containers of beer.

Find a badger and leave it in the car overnight..they eat slugs

I get the feeling this isn't being taken seriously so far.

 

 

 

We are, Honest

 

wikipedia./Slug

Seems they like VAG cars.

 

http://www.vwaudiforum.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?103110-I-have-a-slug-in-my-car

 

...and a fat lot of use that lot were too! 

Edited 2 July, 201411 yr by Mr Ree

Find a badger and leave it in the car overnight..they eat slugs

Marvelous..

Got a badger I could possibly borrow? 

Find a badger and leave it in the car overnight..they eat slugs

 

Then put a Mountain Lion in the car, they eat Badgers

I think the slug pellet idea might work.  Put some in a small container on the dash and see if that has an effect. 

 

Failing that you could do what use in the garden every year to catch slugs.  I sink a glass jar/plastic container of beer or lager into the soil near my prize plants and each morning there's a collection of dead slugs floating on the top.  You could adapt this technique and use a small glass of beer in the car.  Put that somewhere on the dash - if that's where the trails are - and in the morning there might be a dead slug to greet you. 

 

Worth a try I guess.  I've found they really like Budweiser for some reason.  A mate left some at our house after a get together and I don't touch the stuff so used that and it worked a treat.  I refused to use my single malt on the slimy little buggers but cheap mass produced lager worked very well.

One thing that actually creeps me out is slugs. I'd touch any insect/reptile/animal and not even flinch, but if you put a slug near me I'd kill to get away from it

I keep getting ants in my car. They completely ignore SWMBO's Leon and the bins and make a beeline for my car. They kept appearing from the instrument binnacle whilst I was driving last week.

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One thing that actually creeps me out is slugs. I'd touch any insect/reptile/animal and not even flinch, but if you put a slug near me I'd kill to get away from it

indeed, so you can try and imagine just how ill  I feel having this vile slime bag slithering around somewhere within the bowels of the car, possibly the air vent ducting where it's nice and damp.

I suppose it's going a bit ott to get the insurance company to authorise a full interior strip down and search?

 

Seen it done on a VW Golf a few years ago, but that was due to rodent chewing wiring loom infestation.

The body shop had to call in Rentokil to blast all the cavities with pesticide.

Edited 2 July, 201411 yr by Mr Ree

Salt circles

indeed, so you can try and imagine just how ill  I feel having this vile slime bag slithering around somewhere within the bowels of the car, possibly the air vent ducting where it's nice and damp.

My deepest sympathies, seriously lol. I can only imagine what kind of reaction I'd have if I went to indicate and it was sat on the back of the indicator stalk or something. 

I think I'd just drive the car into a wall

Salt circles

I'll try ANYTHING fellah, really i will.

 

Booze and salt tonight for starters.

Then put a Mountain Lion in the car, they eat Badgers

 

Then find a Russian, they eat mountain lions

 

 

Or a Honey Badger, Honey Badger don't give a s***

 

 

 

But the truth is....as always....