Relevance you buy and sell cars, lots,

& you are a Transport Manager so you should maybe know about buying.

 and i used to sell cars and work in Dealerships.

 

So the point is, if i am lying on how things work, just say that.

Or if i am making it up.

 

EDIT.

Bossfox, re cars in Dealeships.

 

You are in the South, if you visit Scottish Skoda Dealerships you would have seen just how many Had Showroom cars & Demonstrators 

& used cars not Selling.

Off the 3,000 First Registered, many were in Scotland, much more than 10%

Edited 1 September, 201411 yr by goneoffSKi

So the point is, if i am lying on how things work, just say that.

Or if i am making it up.

*grabs pop corn and takes a seat*

*grabs pop corn and takes a seat*

I'm sat in the MG with a coffee and this Ipad watching when I should be clearing up the workshop

I'm sat in the MG with a coffee and this Ipad watching when I should be clearing up the workshop

Want some popcorn fella?

Its not gay, we've just got to make sure our hands dont meet in the bucket! Hahaha.

So the point is, if i am lying on how things work, just say that.

Or if i am making it up.

 

Who said you were lying, I don't think you need to be so defensive.

 

But when you make a statement saying "if" and quoting all dealerships registering 2 of every car to sell as ex demos it's a pretty big if.

My local dealer doesn't even have one of every car.

 

Talking of which, I'm off down there to get a Roomster.

Want some popcorn fella?

Its not gay, we've just got to make sure our hands dont meet in the bucket! Hahaha.

Lmfao nope I'll stick to my chocolate digestives!

Who said you were lying, I don't think you need to be so defensive.

But when you make a statement saying "if" and quoting all dealerships registering 2 of every car to sell as ex demos it's a pretty big if.

My local dealer doesn't even have one of every car.

Talking of which, I'm off down there to get a Roomster.

Good luck! Mines only got a Yeti and a Fabiamin the tiny showroom the last time I checked

It does when you are quoting sales figures because sales figures are based on new cars ordered.

Simple fact is, if they cost £13.5k new they'd have sold more.

LOTS OF DEALERS ARE INTO THE PRE- REG SALES TRICK- buy cheap from manufacturer pre-reg,never used as demo and sold on AS DELIVERY MILEAGE at nearly VAT FREE.

 

MEANS TO SELL ON VOLUME, AT "THE REAL MARKETABLE PRICE"

Edited 1 September, 201411 yr by vrskeith

LOTS OF DEALERS ARE INTO THE PRE- REG SALES TRICK- buy cheap from manufacturer pre-reg,never used as demo and sold on AS DELIVERY MILEAGE at nearly VAT FREE.

 

MEANS TO SELL ON VOLUME, AT "THE REAL MARKETABLE PRICE"

 

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I'm sat in the MG with a coffee and this Ipad watching when I should be clearing up the workshop

 

Sorry...in the MG?

 

Did I miss something, I've only been away for a week, but why is it still not a 1.8t Fabia???

Want some popcorn fella?

Its not gay, we've just got to make sure our hands dont meet in the bucket! Hahaha.

 

Stay away guys, I think someone has cut a hole in the bottom of his popcorn bucket.

 

It's not hands you need to worry about.

Sorry...in the MG?

Did I miss something, I've only been away for a week, but why is it still not a 1.8t Fabia???

Mg that's sat in my workshop!

It's raining so I can't get the crane out to the Fabia because of the mud!

Stay away guys, I think someone has cut a hole in the bottom of his popcorn bucket.

It's not hands you need to worry about.

Oh. You soon sussed that.

I think you must have already been a victim! I thought i told you not to tell anyone!

Aha. .

Can anyone put up a Link to any 'Small' Volkswagen Dealerships in the UK ?

Oh. You soon sussed that.

I think you must have already been a victim! I thought i told you not to tell anyone!

Aha. .

 

I've learned my lesson to be skeptical about any invite that begins, "it's not gay, we've just got to............."

 

never said victim either :peek:

I've learned my lesson to be skeptical about any invite that begins, "it's not gay, we've just got to............."

never said victim either :peek:

I pop out for ten minutes and return to this

I've learned my lesson to be skeptical about any invite that begins, "it's not gay, we've just got to............."

never said victim either :peek:

Im sorry. You seem to have a severely scarred personality.

I pop out for ten minutes and return to this

 

I wasn't sure if the thread was far enough off topic

I wasn't sure if the thread was far enough off topic

It might take George's mind off the topic in hand.

He isnt seeming too happy today!

I wasn't sure if the thread was far enough off topic

Don't worry I'm sat staring at my Clio realising it's sloping on one side

Don't worry I'm sat staring at my Clio realising it's sloping on one side

Its fine. Its just set up for cornering in one direction.

Like a NASCAR!

Its fine. Its just set up for cornering in one direction.

Like a NASCAR!

It's about 3 inches lower on the right lol

It's about 3 inches lower on the right lol

So. Right hand corners then?

The opposite to a NASCAR? Thats okay though, cos we're in england.

So. Right hand corners then?

The opposite to a NASCAR? Thats okay though, cos we're in england.