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Michael Gove MP is perfect as Environment Minister as he is closely involved with wind and pith and knows all about sh!te.

 

Needs to get to spec savers though because seemingly he thinks that Angela Merkel is as hot as Jennifer Lopez so maybe he will be a bit lost with climate change and the meaning of global warning.

 

Brought up in Aberdeen & from the family business he should know all about slimy creatures which might be useful, and he already works for Rupert Murdoch so he knows how to spin untruths.

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Awayoffski said:

Michael Gove MP is perfect as Environment Minister as he is closely involved with wind and pith and knows all about sh!te.

 

Needs to get to spec savers though because seemingly he thinks that Angela Merkel is as hot as Jennifer Lopez so maybe he will be a bit lost with climate change and the meaning of global warning.

 

Brought up in Aberdeen & from the family business he should know all about slimy creatures which might be useful, and he already works for Rupert Murdoch so he knows how to spin untruths.

 

 

Due to cutbacks defra and associated agencies are now rather lacking in experts, so he'll probably fit in just fine. 

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The problem May has now is that she has been badly advised and shown her decision making to be poor, can't see her lasting that long.

Labour getting quite excited about forming a minority government, can't see that happening as the maths doesn't add up unless Diane Abbott is in charge of the calculator. Currently 262 labour MP's, add the 35 SNP = 297, 12 Lib Dems said  they wouldn't join a coalition or 'do a deal', but if they did =309 there are 6 other MP's = 315. The 7 Sinn fein MP's don't attend Westminster that leaves the 10 DUP, which I don't think Labour will want to deal with.

1974 all over again? back to polling booth in October?

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17 hours ago, Adam_ said:

Maybe but how long ago was JC talking with terrorists?

 

30 years ago whereas the DUP met UDA terrorists two weeks ago, 48 hours after they shot a man dead in front of his 3 year old kid. 

 

If JC had any hold over the IRA do you not reckon Sinn Fein would be on the plane to take their seats up today?

 

 

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Q.  What's the difference between a woman and a terrorist.   A.   The old answer was You can't negotiate with a woman.....how times are changing

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1 hour ago, domhnall said:

 

DUP are rumoured to be demanding a new national anthem as a condition for their support

 

 

Any facts or just more rumours.

 

T2 was very disappointing.

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56 minutes ago, CWARD said:

 

Any facts or just more rumours.

 

T2 was very disappointing.

 

Lol I know a few people who though that was their favourite bit of the film for various reasons.

T2 was good, better than I thought it would be. No way it could live up to the original.

 

Back OT

 

We don't seem to have a formal coalition yet. Looks like the guys from the Emerald Isle are not going to get into bed with TM without some incentives.

 

The 2010 coalition took 6 days to form. We're on Day 5 now.

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2 hours ago, CWARD said:

 

Any facts or just more rumours.

 

T2 was very disappointing.

 

 

I believe you can buy a sense of humour on Amazon.co.uk :-)

 

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1 hour ago, Aspman said:

 

Lol I know a few people who though that was their favourite bit of the film for various reasons.

T2 was good, better than I thought it would be. No way it could live up to the original.

 

Back OT

 

We don't seem to have a formal coalition yet. Looks like the guys from the Emerald Isle are not going to get into bed with TM without some incentives.

 

The 2010 coalition took 6 days to form. We're on Day 5 now.

 

not quite, the DUP don't do work on Sundays so you need to deduct the Sabbath from all calculations. 

 

 

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