So i tootled into the car park this morning, feeling rough as it's a miserable damp wet day here in Salford.

However, as i searched for a suitably commodious car parking space that would let me out early (Osteopath appointment at 4:30 today.WHOOO! :( )

I spied a nice little slot that gave rise to a smile.

Bear in mind that I've:

a) Never been to a Briskoda Meet

Never met any of you, bar our dearest Ian in the garage car park

c) Surrendered my soul to promoting Skoda virtues to anyone who might ask.

I present, with plates blanked to protect the innocent/guilty/etc, a masterpiece.

"The Three Ages of Skoda"

You're sure you didn't park it on the dealers forecourt?

something tells me the dealer wouldn't take mine........

or the Felicia. :P

I believe the short list for the Turner prize is being announced soon. I'd get in now, if I were you......

Phil

I believe the short list for the Turner prize is being announced soon. I'd get in now' date=' if I were you......

Phil[/quote']

:rofl:

Turner Prize?

Why not? Three Skoda's have to be better than some dirty bedsheets.........

If it they where modified Skoda's it'd be the "Tuner Prize"....

Bad pun, so I must win the "Turnip Prize"....

Lame, but hey, it's thursday.......

Turner Prize?

Why not? Three Skoda's have to be better than some dirty bedsheets.........

If it they where modified Skoda's it'd be the "Tuner Prize"....

Bad pun' date=' so I must win the "Turnip Prize"....

Lame, but hey, it's thursday.......[/quote']

:clapclap:

Nice Photoshop work on the body colour!

What is the one on the righthand end? Funny looking little thing.....

What is the one on the righthand end? Funny looking little thing.....

could be a wheelie-bin, but it's not really big enough is it?

What is the one on the righthand end? Funny looking little thing.....

Haven't you got a fare to pick up or something?

What is the one on the righthand end? Funny looking little thing.....

could be a wheelie-bin, but it's not really big enough is it?

On this occasion, I agree with Jeff. Those comments are definately soooo yesterday.

Javaman, well done. Nice photo.

What is the one on the righthand end? Funny looking little thing.....

That is the Daddy and the other cars are it's bitch's :P :buttkick:

That is the Daddy and the other cars are it's bitch's :P :buttkick:

The one in the middle is an old man that really should not be on the road, just like most of its drivers, and it is being protected and helped by the fun young things on both sides :tribe:

Quite clearly the 2 to the left are the parents, and the one furthest away is the deformed child they keep hidden in the cupboard under the stairs

Quite clearly the 2 to the left are the parents, and the one furthest away is the deformed child they keep hidden in the cupboard under the stairs

Quite clearly the 2 to the left are the parents, and the one furthest away is the deformed child they keep hidden in the cupboard under the stairs

We are looking at the same picture aren't we ? :confused:

Ah I see what you mean, if you stand behind the cars the 2 on the left are the parents

in all seriousness the car to the far right, what is it? a new polo or something?

in all seriousness the car to the far right, what is it? a new polo or something?

No it's the Daddy like I said and the other 2 are it bitches :2002pimp: ... Pimptastic !

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New Doctor's Tardis get's stuck as awkward looking supermini.

in all seriousness the car to the far right, what is it? a new polo or something?

I heard it was Skoda's attempt to tap into the "pink pound"...

Rob.