Surely most of this thread is off topic?

I should report you all to Mr carring.....

( imagine that R34 in matt black.... I would sell a kidney..! )

Your kidneys became worthless after your first pint of cider down the barge and barrel!

What, like this one.

What, like this one.

That's not matt.....

But it would do.

I'm not jealous...

( repeats a million times...)