MikeTheThinker

TFTD Sunday: “When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” ― Erma Bombeck

I feel a pub visit coming on soon ... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv2rp4dmxv2o

'ware juvenile moralists!

I don't know if this has real basis or is just apocryphal but I was told by a local (Lancashire) shedmaker that the shortened shed height was so they wouldn't stand out too much above neighbourhood fencelines (officially 2m max). It sounded credible but could be a 'local opinion' only.

TFTD Saturday: “The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” ― Terry Pratchett, “Diggers”

I wonder if the cart is in case the Tesla Truck breaks down? Although the cart wouldn't be much use with a horse ...

What things have you had to sort along the way? BTW Ours is still a youngster at 170k

More bang for your buck?

"We need to talk" ...

TFTD Friday (just): Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Just think of it as the baking equivalent of a Polo mint

Us too. Really sad we lost it in the flood 😞

TheorEtically speaking ...

TFTD THURSDAY! “I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” — Dory, “Finding Dory”

Oh borrocks!

TFTD Tuesday (and Wednesday - extra value BOGOF): Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it - Robert Frost

Seeing as fingers are in play ...

I've never seen these before. Brilliant!

TFTD Tuesday: A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer - Robert Frost

It might cause an eclipse - but more by mooning than moon ...

Travelling Africa with an EV ...

TFTD Monday: Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fornicate in it - W.C. Fields

Old SF ....

My ding-a-ling ...

It's all about your orientation ...