BLURT !

[PhilP1903]

YIPPEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I lurve Corfu :)

[@Lee]

she was what was known as a Kronenbourg, 16 from behind, whoa! 64

[Longyear]

Just heard on Radio 2 that following Mark Knoppler's departure from Dire Straits, Chris Rea has joined as lead singer. But they're also making a change to their name;

Dire-Rea.

Edited 6 June, 2012 by Longyear

[Aspman]

BOGOF

Buy one get one free

BOBFOC

Body off Baywatch, Face off crimewatch

SNAFU!

[@Lee]

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy

[Longyear]

I lost my virginity at Mos Eisley.

She had two heads and three ****.

[richie]

3 tities!! Awesome!!

[Lazy Daisy]

He's lovely but you'd never take him home to meet mum

[@Lee]

all those who believe in telekinesis, raise my right arm

[Longyear]

Lol!

(is it rising yet?)

[Lazy Daisy]

Let me try

Lee sweetheart , are you feeling a rise ?

[@Lee]

you're referring to my arm I hope!

[@Lee]

:think: nope, must try harder:p

[Lazy Daisy]

But you're such a big strong boy,

[@Lee]

why madam, you do flatter me

[Longyear]

First there was cybersex .......... now there is virtual kinetic sex !

[@Lee]

internal hard drive or 3.5" floppy?

[stever750]

F*** me that was a lucky escape this evening.

[@Lee]

peregrines, talk about inbred.

[@Lee]

what a truly impressive lady garden she has, truly wonderful and wild, but not unkempt.

[Aspman]

Daisy your aim's off, I'm trapped with a stiff left leg now

Edited 7 June, 2012 by Aspman

[richie]

It wasn't the chin attachment was it??

[@Lee]

Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy, come in Danny Boy

[alkip]

Prince Phillip has a hysterectomy

[RainbowFire]

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