Blurt II - Son of Blurt.....

[@Lee]

Has anyone actually watched (start to finish) a whole episode of the One Show?

many have tried, all have failed!

[B33fy]

I'm a failure of my own success :(

Yep, bit like all middle management, each promoted to their own level of incompetence

[Jonny5ive]

I'll have the penne a la arabiata

[RainbowFire]

You'll need a tray

[Zlin]

Do you know who I am?

[RainbowFire]

Computer Hakka.............

(Think like what the All Blacks do before a game)

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR

Double-click double-click keyboard

Double-click double-click keyboard

Laptop, laptop wifi hotspot

What's the username? Check the server.

Working hard, getting bored, get distracted

Google, google something naughty

Not safe for work

Clear history

Get back down to work

printing printing

but the program is not responding

Your work was not saved

Sod it sod it

Control, Alt, Delete..............aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

[RainbowFire]

Did you dry these in a rain forest?

[@Lee]

bad day at work, dear? Ahhhh well, have a cup of tea, and one of these cookies I make. I promise, when you leave here, you'll feel right as rain.

[LeeHarrison]

Dear Mr Johnson,

Thank you ever so much for closing off roads for the Olympics, changing traffic light sequences to let 1 car through on a very busy roundabout and making lanes for people that no one else can use.

It really pleases me to be stuck in traffic for an hour and a half when the trip on a bad day would only take 45 minutes. I get so much pleasure from having to leave my house even earlier just to make it in to work before 9.00.

I have had 3 cr4p journeys in to work this week and over the coming 2 weeks or so I am sure there will be more, I really can't wait.

Once again a big thank you and thumbs up for ****ing up mine and many other peoples mornings, we really do appreciate it.

Best regards,

Lee

[SkodaTC]

...finally collected 100,000 bottle tops and Blue Peter doesn't want them anymore.

Timewasters.

[Lazy Daisy]

OK, so he's a kleptomaniac but he is taking something for it

[B33fy]

God, they are still only on "I", ffs...

[RainbowFire]

Cake, or death?

[Captain Scarlet]

Well done Sir Paul for trashing the end of the ceremony.

[Lazy Daisy]

it's that time of night when no one's feeling normal and the pluggs come out

[@Lee]

sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp POP!

[@Lee]

we've only got eight hundred and eighty three blurts remaining!

[RainbowFire]

Well done Sir Paul for trashing the end of the ceremony.

You're surprised at this? Hasn't the whole evening been leading up to his presence on stage? ;)

[Lazy Daisy]

that brass rod is sooooooooooo unforgiving

[CFB]

If I was a carpenter, I'd screw you to the bed.

[billybaggins]

Remember an itchy anus isnt always worms.... it could be crabs

[B33fy]

Billy Blurter Baggins Blurts Big Blurts..

Billy Blurter Baggins Blurts Big Blurts..

Billy Blurter Baggins Blurts Big Blurts..

You try saying that fast, I'm Fooked if I can..

[Lazy Daisy]

SEVEN !!, cried cousin Peter, and all of them twins !

[fordfan]

Is this the topic formerly known as Burt?

[Lazy Daisy]

We only talk about Burt in hushed tones