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....... Quite frankly crap!!

Does it get on anyone elses goat?

I have just bought an e90 bmw so joined an e90 forum and its like a sub category of edition 38!

Basically fit some rediculously priced bling-tastic wheels and slam your car into the tarmac so far that all suspension travel is lost!

And they all bum each other up online going.... Woah bro that is SICK!

Static ride YO!!!

What an absolute load of complete rubbish!

Imo your car looks broken and i bet it handles like custard and you can't even enjoy it on a backroad!

Don't get me wrong i dont mind a subtle drop but for me its all about performance / handling / having fun on a back road!

I really don't get this whole posing thing. Most of the time when i see it in real life i usually laugh to myself and think 'douche'

Anybody else in the anti stance club? Or just me

(Rant over)

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    Not just you, it looks gay, as do stretched tyres.

  • Sorry but i would love to see all this criticism to be said in person. I very much doubt you would be saying this directly to burks face saying about his spelling and gramma and calling him a chav. I

Just you   :moon:

Mods: this is clearly a thread for the Yeti sub-forum. Please move it.

Maybe it could be merged with the Yeti air-ride topic :think:

Which e90? Would love an m3, 335d, 330. In that order :)

The wheels poking out of the arches at wacky angles is quite amusing though.

Have to agree with the OP, I went to a VW show at Tatton Park earlier this year, all the cars looked like they had sunk into the grass, the owners could not get the cars to the show areas because of a lumps of sheep poo that were too high to get the car over.

 

 Lowered = OK

 

 Too low and stretched tyres = unusable 

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Nice.

Which e90? Would love an m3, 335d, 330. In that order :)

My old boy has a 335d unfortunately on the other hand i have a 320d lol

is it dead?

 

Apparently it's on purpose.

 

See here for the lowdown on this "Boss" machine.

I can't even afford one of those so don't feel bad lol.

Is the 335d remapped? Those things are insane.

Apparently it's on purpose.

 

See here for the lowdown on this "Boss" machine.

it makes me think of abused animals :(

I can't even afford one of those so don't feel bad lol.

Is the 335d remapped? Those things are insane.

Nah its stock

Still got 280bhp though and a bundle of torque!

Don't think he'll map it, his motto is if you want a fast car buy a fast car in the first place instead of wasting money on trying to make a slow car faster

(Just a dig at me in a roundabout way)

I suppose he's right. I would have it mapped though. Really unleash it.

They are automatic only as the manual box couldn't handle the torque. Awesome.

Live and let live I say. Not really hurting anybody else, not to my taste but who cares right?

 

Which e90? Would love an m3, 335d, 330. In that order :)

 

I had use of an E90 M3 last night, absofeckinlutely mental.

Theres no doubting as stock it flys! With the auto box its quite scary how fast it racks up the speedo

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Nice.

Didn't this happen to Herbie in one of the films!! :D

is it dead?

How does it even drive?

Inner edge wear must be a bitch

 

 

Nice.

 

 

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You've found the wrong forum Jase, that's all. They have to have somewhere to hang out you know ;)

 

Would be boring if we were all the same, etc etc etc.

 

I do agree though - nothing wrong with a bit of tweakage, but most of the 'Stanced' stuff is a bit daft. As soon as people start using the word, I tend to switch off.... :)

Yes its crap!

Well theres a guy on there with a 330d msport (nice car)

Bought some kw v2 coilovers

So i thought ahh someone with half a brain!!!

..... Nope! Slammed it and fitted 19" rims that are 11J wide!

Complete tard!

Another ones just popped up! Hella flush m3!!

Flush it down the loo mate!!

Woah there Billy

 

 Geezars who like to hit speed humps is one thing but

 

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Camber and poise can be beautiful things. 

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