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'Seen this lush mclarun thought i'd jump on the bonet'

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Er right, so everyone else has to treat your property with "due respect", but you should be exempt from road traffic laws that don't suit you.

......and he isn't causing any major upset by parking there. 

Exactly I'd do that with my Skoda tbh stop these parking dents I keep picking up!

Seems a strange place to have yellow lines but you can't tell much from a picture.

 

I think stupid things like this are the downside of owning exotic cars.

 

An old neighbour of mine had a 911, not a new one and not a turbo or anything really special but he eventually sold it because he didn't feel he could park it anywhere. It seemed to get keyed every time he walked away from it to go anywhere.

 

Would have been funny if a pedestrian protection thingy went off and flicked the ned into the wall or sea.

Edited by Aspman

Looking at the picture again, I notice there's a building door beside the car. His "parking space" could be a loading bay, or an unmarked fire exit.

Er right, so everyone else has to treat your property with "due respect", but you should be exempt from road traffic laws that don't suit you.

 

That's like justifying punching someone in the face because you saw them drop litter.

Sad that idiots like this exist purely to make others lives a misery.

Sad that idiots like this exist purely to make others lives a misery.

and there are a lot of them around

Latest update on Facebook is that he's been arrested and it making an appearance in court. What's the betting he'll get away with a slap on the wrist?!

For a few hundred quids worth of criminal damage? Yes, small fine and possibly some community punishment.

Fine will probably not cover the cost of the court case.

Also judging purely buy the langauge and attitude, probably hasn't got a job or anything worth seizing so sueing hims a waste of time aswell.

Yet another member of the I'm important and can do what I want without giving a **** about anyone else club of oxygen theifs.

Personally I thought the owners comments about waiting to identify the bloke so he could send him a nasty solicitors letter a hoot. Hope it's code for saying when I find out where you live I'm sending the boys round to do some unmentionable things to you....

Personally I thought the owners comments about waiting to identify the bloke so he could send him a nasty solicitors letter a hoot. Hope it's code for saying when I find out where you live I'm sending the boys round to do some unmentionable things to you....

I'd find a very rough nearby pub and offer 10 grand for photographic evidence of both 

his legs being broken no questions asked. Preferably in video format.

Payment upon receipt of video. He can afford it and he'll feel much happier about how

it's dealt with than if the CPS are responsible for his punishment. 

I like how he's parked with double yellows on three sides of the car, respect! :D

I'd find a very rough nearby pub and offer 10 grand for photographic evidence of both

his legs being broken no questions asked. Preferably in video format.

Payment upon receipt of video. He can afford it and he'll feel much happier about how

it's dealt with than if the CPS are responsible for his punishment.

It wouldn't cost that much.

It wouldn't cost that much.

:giggle:

It wouldn't cost that much.

If you want a job doing properly I believe in paying a decent price. 

(I however have my own personal thug and grade 1 nutter on call who deals with

my requiremets of that ilk. We been friends for twenty years and he doesn't even charge

(me) beyond travelling expenses and maybe a curry dinner)  

I guessed you knew Garry, being from Dagenham. :)

My mate is from Tilbury.

Good stuff! If that was my car I'd have put a 12v feed through the bonnet! That'd shock em knew a bloke who did that in Birmingham when a load were nicking badges!

It was only 5k euro in the right places in NI.

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