One of the kids round our way has a sticker on the back of his car apologising for his slow driving due to the car being 'slammed'. I just don't know why they hang around ASDA car park which is full of speed humps.

Maybe they can't get back out...

Brilliant!

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I've now spotted lots of different cars with stretched tyres and as far as I can make out, it's a way of denoting to other motorists that the driver of this vehicle is a complete c"\t who has convictions for violence, is on bail for drug offences, likes techno and has a girlfriend who's 17 and thinks tracksuits are everyday wear. Sorry I'm being a bit cruel but I bet you all thought the same. Unless you have stretched tyres, in which case you probably want to kick my head in, lol.

Nothing wrong with Techno.  It's evolved since 2Unlimited were rapping "Techno,Techno,Techno,Techno" in No Limits.  Just a shame the McDonald's menu hasn't evolved as much.

 

With my big dubs I rather favour Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'" or if I'm in the Skoda there's a very appropriate Blackout Crew track quoting every modding option that works particularly well and commands respec' wid da yoot.

Edited 2 October, 201510 yr by Jeeves

I've now spotted lots of different cars with stretched tyres and as far as I can make out, it's a way of denoting to other motorists that the driver of this vehicle is a complete c"\t who has convictions for violence, is on bail for drug offences, likes techno and has a girlfriend who's 17 and thinks tracksuits are everyday wear. Sorry I'm being a bit cruel but I bet you all thought the same. Unless you have stretched tyres, in which case you probably want to kick my head in, lol.

No need for that tbf.

Its just part of the scene, thinkin its a 'cool' look and looking abit different from every other car you see.

I know quite a few.. N theyre mostly really nice people.

Nothing wrong with Techno.  It's evolved since 2Unlimited were rapping "Techno,Techno,Techno,Techno" in No Limits.  Just a shame the McDonald's menu hasn't evolved as much.

 

With my big dubs I rather favour Jay-Z's "Big Pimpin'" or if I'm in the Skoda there's a very appropriate Blackout Crew track quoting every modding option that works particularly well and commands respec' wid da yoot.

 

Now I have "No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no traction" going around in my head! Thanks...

Let's hope it's the 12" version (less repeats) with Ray's timeless Euro-rap "Tick,tick, tickety - take your time..."

 

Only surpassed by my all-time favourite Baxxter in Scooter... (Respect to the man...)

 

Need to grow up by my next birthday - it's a biggy.

 

Sleep well (when you finally stop the music)...

Forgot to mention the pointless loud exhaust, oh sorry it lets people know a di<€ h£#d is coming down the road with his stretched tyres.

Forgot to mention the pointless loud exhaust, oh sorry it lets people know a di<€ h£#d is coming down the road with his stretched tyres.

Fair enough.

If its not fast.. It shouldnt be loud.