Briskoda Ladies Club

[Emily-Elizabeth]

Right... as the Briskoda males seem to have wasted 2 afternoons proping up Mr Grumpy's bar, I thought it was about time to start a thread for the briskoda ladies club.

Basically it is what you want it to be. It is a pleasent enviroment, plenty of day light and without the lingering man odour often smelt in Mr Grumpy's bar. Tastfully decorated without no football on the TV

We are currently in the process of auditioning men in togas to wonder around and feed us grapes.

In one corner we have Goochie who styles our hair, and in another Walkie acts as a personal stylist what with his knowledge of what hand bag goes with what out fit.

So come on Ladies of briskoda - lets hear you!!

[Loz]

hahaha!! Can I book an appointment with goochie please?

I will sit on this pink beanbag and read magazines until he is ready

[expostmanpat]

Ya poaching our bar staff allready:eek:

Get back young lady or your wages will be docked

[SJFISHER67]

Can I audition as one of the guys who would wear togas to wonder around and feed you lovely ladies grapes?

I don't look like my avatar either, a bit better me thinks.

[DIZZZY BLONDE]

Can i join the the club pls!

Theres a few blokes that ive upset on brisky that i would like to peel me a grape or two....

and serve me a nice cold beer

[Neo_VR]

:rofl:

lol maybe you should split-off and form a rival skoda site?

[Fish]

This is a very popular club, isn't it? A triumvirate of wenches so far.

(tumbleweed blows across the plain)

[bengie]

but briskoda has no ladies............

[Emily-Elizabeth]

The club will take off the ground.

When mo, Lady Elenore, Lorna etc see it.

People will be banging at the door to come in

[Fish]

but briskoda has no ladies............

Now now. Play nicely!

[Dr Zoidberg]

:rofl:

lol maybe you should split-off and form a rival skoda site?

I hear that works out well.....

[DIZZZY BLONDE]

but briskoda has no ladies............

DINT TAKE YOU LONG TO ANSWER

[ChrisRs]

Do you like red or white grapes Jennny ?

[Emily-Elizabeth]

but briskoda has no ladies............

Okay, as you are hear LadyBoys are also allowed.

[DIZZZY BLONDE]

This is a very popular club, isn't it? A triumvirate of wenches so far.

(tumbleweed blows across the plain)

Mmmmmmm !!

should i re-think that drink saturday night

[DIZZZY BLONDE]

Do you like red or white grapes Jennny ?

Oooooh i like both,

Only like the seedless kind !!!!!

[Neo_VR]

Are part-time women allowd?

[Leon-y-k]

Okay, as you are hear LadyBoys are also allowed.

lady boys?!

[Fish]

lady boys?!

I think E-E was referring to Bengie as one?

Does he keep wicket for the other side?

[ChrisRs]

I think E-E was referring to Bengie as one?

Does he keep wicket for the other side?

:rofl:

[MissPiggy]

LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED WOOOOHH:P

hi!!!:P am i allowed in em?

[katieclogg]

Sorry haven't managed to get on here for a while as have had problems with my computer. A ladies club! What a great idea. I'll join.

[Buster]

The club will take off the ground.

When mo, Lady Elenore, Lorna etc see it.

People will be banging at the door to come in

A certain JR Hartley, perhaps?

Do you need bouncers? I'll be Paddy from Phoenix Nights, so I can gatecrash if you have a special "ladies night":thumbup:

[Mr Brum]

Only like the seedless kind !!!!!

Care to 'expand on that!??!??!?!?

[Loz]

Ya poaching our bar staff allready:eek:

Get back young lady or your wages will be docked

Sorry, it was really quiet in the bar so I popped over to have my hair done!!

We will be taking applications for the guys in togas shortly, Emily just needs to write out the form!!

which way is the mud bath? :confused: