Vauxhall's new Corsa 1.2 Bling.

(yes those are spinner alloys)

Mmmm, spinners....

All i've got to reply is this song (words courtesy of sixtysixofone hundred)

The Winker's Song (misprint)

By Ivor Biggun

The Winker's Album (1978)

My mother said that I never should

play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.

Their giggling talk I could never understand,

and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.

And that's why

(Chorus)

I'm a winker, I'm a winker.

and it does me good like it bloody well should.

I'm a winker, I'm a winker

and I'm always pulling my pud'.

I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,

and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.

It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.

It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.

And that's why

(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,

thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.

I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,

My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

I've winked over Italy, I've winked over Spain.

I've winked in an omnibus, I've even had a wink in a train.

I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,

an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.

And that's why

(Repeat Chorus)

Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,

Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.

I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,

My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.

@Jeff

I just love those wheels where can i get some?

Mmmm, spinners....

Please don't get Q started on chrome alloys again.

:talkhand:

:talkhand:

Q,

you could get the remap past SWMBO but not the bling spinners.......when your warranty up?

p.s I know, "you hate me".

i saw a nissan something or other the other day with crome spinner wheel trims... i almost crashed the car laughing at the poor muppet !

Can't a man have his dreams? If I had my way I'd be on the cover of Max Power next week And Revs the next week... followed by Fast Carz

Can't a man have his dreams? If I had my way I'd be on the cover of Max Power next week And Revs the next week... followed by Fast Carz

Sorry Q........I think it's blantantly obvious your not female unless you done something we don't know about.

it was cold this morning SkodiRS, maybe you've just looked at him from the wrong angle !?

Sorry Q........I think it's blantantly obvious your not female unless you done something we don't know about.

If you keep arranging meets during the week you'll never find out... hunk

If you keep arranging meets during the week you'll never find out... hunk

If you keep arranging meets during the week you'll never find out... hunk

Must be something about Fridays, all this :gay: behaviour!

Just practising my lines for the weekend

Talking of bling bling wheels, I did see the othernight on TV the most expensive set of rims ever produced.

They were big (prolly 18 or 19 inchers)

chromes (for that bling bling effect).

The bolts every few inches around the edge of the rim were made out of gold

And for the finishing touch, each of those gold bolts had a diamond stud in the middle.

Oh, the cost was a bargain basement

I remember donny south last year, we see a BMW X5 with at least 20" rims that where spinners... They looked rather sh1te. Still it brightened up my day knowing X5 drivers have no taste

What are spinners?

What are spinners?

Proper bling bling aye!

Q - that's a pretty picture, but it doesn't answer the question ...

The wheel has a spinning bit...like in the picture...

Rob.

they are spinners. basically the outer part spins independantly of the wheel a la Q's picture.

Now also available as wheel trims - I saw some on a Metro the other evening What a plonker!

OK thanks guys - I guessed it meant something of the sort, but Q's picture could just have been a wheel in motion. Guess I'm not "hip" enough to be au fait with these things :P

Guess I'm not "hip" enough to be au fait with these things :P

No Nick, these has nothing to do with being hip :nono: All it means is that either you live in a very posh area with no chavs at all or you strategically avoid looking at the chav motors around your area. They are still an "advanced chav accessory" though, being a reasonably new development so there is a possibility that you live in an area with chav motors but that the local boys are just a bit late / backward