Condoms.?? "How do you know which size to Buy "

[Auric Goldfinger]

:confused:

[Snoopie]

Extra Small...

[Hedge]

Isn't that the small, medium and liar joke?

[Sporky McGuffin]

Given that I recall a chap whose comedy act was to put one on over his head, I think it reasonable to think that one size fits all but the freaks.

[20VLIL]

Its a shame thay dont do a try before you buy!!

Or at least have a woman at Tesco's offering you a sample like cheese:D

[devonutopia]

Well, big car drivers are always making up for something, so as I drive a Fabia - XL.

[anonymouse]

Take a tape measure (or micrometer) along

[20VLIL]

Well, big car drivers are always making up for something, so as I drive a Fabia - XL.

Cheers Jase.....:P

[mr Gareth Jones]

A guy walked into a chemists shop to buy comdoms but didnt know what size - the chemist told him to step into a backroom where he would find a door with various size holes cut into it - he could try his hampton and see which was the right size - he did so - while he was testing, a secretary who happened to be working on the other side of the door decided to help herself.

When the guy reappeared in the shop the chemist asked him what size ? the guy said "never mind the condoms, how much do you want for that door ?"

[Leon-y-k]

doctor said small gives more feeling....

[BigW]

Just pick what looks closest

[Armegatron]

doctor said small gives more feeling....

I find the larger it is the more feeling there is tbh, but different strokes for different folks (excuse the pun) If you want more feeling go for the "specials" such as tingle, sensation or the discontinued ribbed etc & go for a size that fits securely but not too much that you have to pack your sausage in tightly

[Neo_VR]

Well, big car drivers are always making up for something, so as I drive a Mongrel - i dont actually have any man bits

:rofl::rofl: TMI jason :rofl:

[devonutopia]

That'll be the one on the left then!

[Sporky McGuffin]

I was informed by a female acquaintance that ribbed are over-rated, and it's the studded ones that really work.

[JPreston]

Don't buy expensive studded condoms - just use normal ones, but chuck a few frozen peas inside

[matt@strat]

A guy walks into a chemist and asks for a pack of condoms, the assistant replies "We have run out have you tried boots?"

The guy replied "I want to shag her not kick her head in"

[jec]

in my ignorance, I thought they were all the same size, to fit everyone:D

[SJFISHER67]

Well, big car drivers are always making up for something, so as I drive a Fabia - XL.

I knew I should have not bought the Superb!

I was talking to a girl at work the other day about cars etc and she asked which car in the car park was mine, when I told her she laughed. I laughed at her too, she drives an old Punto!

[heresmo]

Dear Auntie Nora

I've heard that the local council gets cross when hoovering them from public places as they act like rubber bands. I've also seen a balloon in a student's lodging.

Worried of Tonbridge Wells - Age 14 3/4 years.

[Felixlachat]

I am sure that Marks&Sparks offer a fitting and messuring service for bra's, so maybe there should be a fitting option before you make you purchase.

[TeflonTom]

if in doubt about what size to buy, to be absolutely sure not to hurt youself just go in bare

[expostmanpat]

Whats a condom :confused:

[Tech1e]

Whats a condom :confused:

Damn it, was just about to post that myself.

So?

[beezasport]

jjust get easy on durex ones...loads easier than f-king about in the dark