This made me chuckle! How can it only be 09:16 and my day is already down the toilet!!

One day a 10 year old boy was walking down the road when a car pulled up beside him.

'I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car' the driver said.

'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy.

'How about a bag of lollies and £10?' asked the driver.

'No way', replied the irritated youngster.

'What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh'? quizzed the driver,

still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

'No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!' answered the boy

'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies', the

driver offered.

'NO,' screamed the boy.

'What will it take to get you into the car'? asked the driver with a long

sigh.......

The boy replied, 'Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it.'

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Brilliant

Ha ha!

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