Hey guys, please help with my mods gone wrong.....

Absolute fool.

I couldnt stop laughing for ages after reading some of the comments!

Well, it was a joke from the start, but quite an amusing one.

whats port and polish?

whats port and polish?

Is where you smooth and polish the ports in the head to create a smoother, more efficient path for airflow into and out of the engine...

Rob.

stop driving that thing and toe it to someone that will kick you in the nuts and take the car off your hands and go buy a honda

- he is right there you know... 'toe'

- Anyone on here ::

'LOL somebody from a rival forum playing games ehhhhh? '

Hilarious! Thanks for sharing that.

Pmsl!

I do believe there may be a bridge with a very well-fed resident under it somewhere on that site.

So, not a good idea then

joke or not , it momentarily had me in stitches

:rofl:

whats port and polish?

im sure theres some dirty connotation to that

im sure theres some dirty connotation to that

maybe if it were pork and polish?

Hang on. BRB. Just got nip down the local beach with a bucket and spade...

Its nearly as good as the guy that painted his disks to match his calipers... :P

Its nearly as good as the guy that painted his disks to match his calipers... :P

Don't! I remember many years ago dismantling the thumbshifters on my mountain bike, greasing them, putting them back together, and wondering why they wouldn't stay in gear! Took me ages to realise that they worked on friction so didn't work if greased! In my defence, m'lud, I was about 12 at the time...!