I've got it. You tell your date its the immobiliser switch so at the end of the night...........................well think you can guess the next bit

No.............I'm afraid you are going to have to complete the story .

PS , you will have to excuse me ...........I'm 49 years old and have never been on a date , let alone getting anywhere near losing my virginity

No.............I'm afraid you are going to have to complete the story .

PS ' date=' you will have to excuse me ...........I'm 49 years old and have never been on a date , let alone getting anywhere near losing my virginity [/quote']

True never had immobilisers in your day :sofahide:

True never had immobilisers in your day

or cars

True never had immobilisers in your day :sofahide:

Very true !.............but I'm being serious ..........well I did have sex once , and I was scared ..............Well I was on my own , and it was dark

Where's a throw up smilie when you need one?

Very true !.............but I'm being serious ..........well I did have sex once , and I was scared ..............Well I was on my own , and it was dark

That is fappin funny

Very true !.............but I'm being serious ..........well I did have sex once , and I was scared ..............Well I was on my own , and it was dark

thanks for all your suggestions, (b4stards!!),but i think Andy has got it. have a Cobra fitted,so it must be a kill switch for that,although its disconnected

it swivels the badges round so that they read 'Audi'

at this thread.... nutters, the lot of ya!

thanks for all your suggestions, (b4stards!!),but i think Andy has got it. have a Cobra fitted,so it must be a kill switch for that,although its disconnected

Nah it's non of the above, it's a Push Button Solenoid

BTW you lot have lost the plot :crazy:

Ha! You say it is not connected... must be a voodoo switch then; when you flick it, someone on this planet gets a shock up his b*llox...

:bigshock: Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch ..... stop it!!!!