WHEELS? you have wheels?

Don't you have feet like normal people?

That explains the long skirts and thigh length boots then....

You're a Nandroid:rofl:

Have you never seen Chorlton and the Wheelies?

Thigh length boots!! How would you know if I was wearing a long skirt? Was that you under the table last time?

Have you never seen Chorlton and the Wheelies?

Thigh length boots!! How would you know if I was wearing a long skirt? Was that you under the table last time?

You've sussed me:O

Well, that's this thread totally off topic now then, lets talk about marzipan instead......

You've sussed me:O

Well, that's this thread totally off topic now then, lets talk about marzipan instead......

I hate marzipan! So no!

I hate marzipan! So no!

Errr, Chaffinches?

Lady Elanore has exceeded their stored private messages quota and can not accept further messages until they clear some space.

Some more crannies that need cleaning out :P

This thread = :rofl::rofl:

Errr, Chaffinches?

Chaffin’ Bullfinch to you too

Some more crannies that need cleaning out :P

Had a quick delve into the afore mentioned crannies and they have been expunged (with no assistance from Mr G)

Seeing as this is now devoid of a topic, I posted a special thread for your attention the other day Lady E, and you havent replied in it yet :( :( :(

Seeing as this is now devoid of a topic, I posted a special thread for your attention the other day Lady E, and you havent replied in it yet :( :( :(

I was away working on the FA cups over the weekend, gizza clue......perleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Found it thanks Dave

I was away working on the FA cups over the weekend, gizza clue......perleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

Found it thanks Dave

Are they F's or A cups?

You're just confusing us men folk now. Mr G can probably pop round and confirm should you require assistance:rofl:

Are they F's or A cups?

You're just confusing us men folk now. Mr G can probably pop round and confirm should you require assistance:rofl:

Definately not 'F':rofl:

I'd better not say any more...........:P

Definately not 'F':rofl:

I'd better not say any more...........:P

It’s the curse of being athletically honed, you spud:mad:

lololol! Thing is Amanda, it's more difficult for women to conceal breast size, Graham's insult is probably to try and make himself feel more 'adequate'

Besides, nothing wrong with small boobs! (not that I'm saying yours are, I honestly can't remember! :confused: lol) but that other thread proved that small and natural are preferable to big and fake! Infact, I don't even like big and real if I'm honest? lol

lololol! Thing is Amanda, it's more difficult for women to conceal breast size, Graham's insult is probably to try and make himself feel more 'adequate'

Besides, nothing wrong with small boobs! (not that I'm saying yours are, I honestly can't remember! :confused: lol) but that other thread proved that small and natural are preferable to big and fake! Infact, I don't even like big and real if I'm honest? lol

Perhaps we could start a sizing chart for men.

Size A = Cocktail sausage

Size B = Chipolata

Size C = Walls pork Sausage

Size CC= Pig in a blanket

……..

……..

……..

Size Z = Fantasy Island/Man with Golden Gun:D

Or perhaps we should start a sizing chart for ‘Moobs’ :rofl:

To be honest I don’t really worry about the size of my chest as it’s the only one I have and it seems to work fine (except at the moment as it’s full of flem…cough cough) But I agree with you about big boobs. A good friend of mine has HUGE boobs and her life is a misery because of them. Men slobbering at her, she can’t take strenuous exercise and she gets awful back ache. I count my blessings and enjoy being able to see my toes.

Tbh i don't really think breast size matters and it was just a joke.

Tbh i don't really think breast size matters and it was just a joke.

I know:D

The person 'within' matters.

The person 'within' matters.

I think you have misinterpreted the "who you are in" line of thinking

So how old does that make you :P