Ah.....

So he is officially 'your' Albanian is he...........

Can I watch?

You may not watch, as he is nothing to do with me Even if he was ‘my’ Albanian, I think I would prefer if he polished my bodywork in private. Would you like to share him with me, obviously one at a time.

You may not watch, as he is nothing to do with me Even if he was ‘my’ Albanian, I think I would prefer if he polished my bodywork in private. Would you like to share him with me, obviously one at a time.

I think you need buffing up, I have seen that look in your eyes.........

I think you need buffing up, I have seen that look in your eyes.........

That's called a real bad squint you fool

I think you need buffing up, I have seen that look in your eyes.........

I think that was Alcohol withdrawal that you saw in my eyes

Re the Buffing. I insist that a clean soft Lambswool buffing pad is used.

That's called a real bad squint you fool

There is a really good squint??

There is a really good squint??

yup

The one I've had all my life

yup

The one I've had all my life

Hang on a mo, I’m confused. You have a good squint, I have a bad squint and Mr G has just come out of the closet. Is this correct so far?

I think that was Alcohol withdrawal that you saw in my eyes

Re the Buffing. I insist that a clean soft Lambswool buffing pad is used.

If you attend the next Malt House meet, I will buy you a pint and wear my lambswool undies.

Will that do?

Hang on a mo, I’m confused. You have a good squint, I have a bad squint and Mr G has just come out of the closet. Is this correct so far?

Firing on all cylinders - though I only have Mr G's word for your 'condition'

If you attend the next Malt House meet, I will buy you a pint and wear my lambswool undies.

Will that do?

If you will walk into the next Malt meet in just your Lambswool undies I think a spot of buffing can be assured. I won’t expect you to do the roof as you may hurt yourself on the ariel.

If you will walk into the next Malt meet in just your Lambswool undies I think a spot of buffing can be assured. I won’t expect you to do the roof as you may hurt yourself on the ariel.

I would give you a good buffing, but the last time I saw you , you needed a bath, and I don't buff dirty girls;)

I would give you a good buffing, but the last time I saw you , you needed a bath, and I don't buff dirty girls;)

I didn’t need a bath as I had recently been soaped by an Albanian:P.

Anyhoo, I'm a good clean girl:P:P:P:P;)

@ this thread

Ready for buffing Mr G:rofl:

Ready for buffing Mr G:rofl:

I'll be round in 10 minutes......

( Where do you live again???)

I'll be round in 10 minutes......

( Where do you live again???)

Just left of Planet Zog. Ask for the Giraffety Geordie with a penchant for Landies and Voila! The car is outside ready for buffing.

What happened to Welshy by the way? I wondered if he bought the car he was on about, even though he is thinking of paying nearly £250 a month more for it than I am!! Or do you think he was fantasising?? Come on Welshy, you done the deal yet?? (hopefully not at the figures you were mentioning though)

Dunno Amanda, he is on my ignore list.

I would state my opinion of him, but would probably get banned.

Dunno Amanda, he is on my ignore list.

I would state my opinion of him, but would probably get banned.

Make sure you do my bodywork before you get banned though

Double at this thread!

I seem to remember it being about a car, once :confused:

Steve

Wait for it......

Get a room you two!! Can cut the sexual tension with a knife

I thought I was getting a free detailing session:(

I thought I was getting a free detailing session:(

I'll get all of the muck out of your crannies if you like, oh, do you need waxing also?

I'll get all of the muck out of your crannies if you like, oh, do you need waxing also?

My wheels need a bit of attention too;)

My wheels need a bit of attention too;)

WHEELS? you have wheels?

Don't you have feet like normal people?

That explains the long skirts and thigh length boots then....

You're a Nandroid:rofl: