The guy is obviously a genius....

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Well , I could not understand that

Can someone do it in English for me :confused:

Sarah

The guy is obviously a genius....

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Someone has actually bought it according to the ad. Maybe they paid him in magic beans

"ITS ALL SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERED IN LIKE A BABIES BOT " - Can someone tell me why being covered in Savlon is a sales point please?

that hurts. a poster child for inbreeding and dropping out of school after primary school i think

BAK WINDA

My favourite bit....sorry. MI FAVERIT BEET

Jesus Christ! I hope his mother is very proud...

AND NOW FOR THE BEST BIT WAT ALL BOI RASERS LIKE IS THAT IT GOT ****8 EGG SORSTS***REELY REELY REELY LOUD AND SOUND VERY NIECE.

Could you possibly make less sense?

Is there a word "have sexual relations with (vulgarism) eight", spelt correctly or otherwise?

'king hell, I don't think you could do a ****ter job of spelling even if you tried reely, reely, reely hard

The owner if this must be VERY SPECIAL !

FUC SMEE I could hardly understand it!

:rofl::rofl:

Basically I think the whole lot translates into the fact that the uneducated individual selling it is a first class "Tuaaaaattt!!!"

When I first saw it I checked to make sure we were nowhere near April 1st, but alas it is September.

Someone has actually bought it according to the ad. Maybe they paid him in magic beans

:eek: the very first though that went through my head was exactly that.

Maybe he got himself a new Fiat Braaavo

MY CAR ORND A REELY LONG TIME WILL CRY WEN IT GOES :-(

I have owned this car along time. I will cry when it goes.

RITE EAR GOES

Here goes!

IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C

If you wish to look like a Chav/**** then look no further - This is the worst car you will ever see.

17TEEN INCH RIM WITH GUD TIRES

I don't even know what alloys I put on the car or what mm is left in the Tyres. (Hell I can't even spell tyres)

IT GOT A FULL SPECK TACALAR BODIE KIT AND EVEN MORE ITS ALL SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERED IN LIKE A BABIES BOT BOT

The body kit was done by my nan and to be honst - Looks as ugly as she does.

IT HAS THE BEST ED LITE CONVERTION EVA COS ITS GOT FRUNT SAXO ED LEETS NOT THAT SAXO LITES R NIECE BUT THE LUK AMAZIN ON MY CAR THIS TUK ALOT OF HARD WORK 2 GET RITE AS U CAN C

I changed the lights! - I got the wrong make and model when the guys at halfords asked what lights I needed.

ALSO IT AS CLIO BAK LITES AGEN ALOT OF ARD ERNED WORK GON INTO THEM

I didn't learn from my error the first time so decided to have another go.

AN NAR IF YA LUK AT BONIT ITS BIN BAD BOYD AN NOT ONLIE THAT ITS GOT VENT IN IT 2 EXLENT 2 COIL ENGIN DOWN

I watched the simpsons - Homer hit his car with an axe. I did the same - This is the end result.

IT GOT DIF MIRERS ON IT BUT 4GOT NAME A THEM BUT LUK GUD

IT GOT GSI SPOILA WI SAXO SPOILA MOLDDED ON IT LUKS VERY VERY GUD

It has chav mirrors on it and not one but two spoilers that do spoil the car.

AND NOW FOR THE BEST BIT WAT ALL BOI RASERS LIKE IS THAT IT GOT ****8 EGG SORSTS***REELY REELY REELY LOUD AND SOUND VERY NIECE

The best (Worst bit) I have 8 eggs up my exhaust! - Goes like stink!

ALSO IT GOT SUM MORE EXTRA LIKE DECALS DOWN SIDE N TINT ON BAK WINDA

I had my car keyed so decided to stick stickers on it from pre-school.

AIREEL N BLAK INDICORTORS N SUM VAUXHALL STIKURS N BUKET SEATS N DVD TV CD PLAYER

I stuck some Buckets in my car and a TV/CD/DVD Player - I'm such a dell-boy

*******84got to menton that it ad a nu engin in it owt of a 2000 1.6 corsa with about 56000 on mylage so engin is sound n that it is stil down as a 1.2 ls haha so cheap insurance for u wink wink or if u want to change it and tell the nastie tax man than that wud be up 2 u ********

I changed my engine as I blew the car up before - I didn't tell the V5 and I would suggest that you didn't touch this car at all

but it ad lot of muni put in2 it so remeber that wink wink

I spent all my pocket money on making my car look shocking.

it got 9 munth mot n 7 munth tax so no need 2 pay for them until that time but it wil fly thru agen no problam

Lets hope that my spelling isn't as good as my judgement

This is only a brief idea with what he is trying to say folks. I hope it helps.

Many thanks,

Rob

I found if you read it like you were Timothy Westwood then it made sense...

how much

how much

Indeed. It is quite clear that this particular Corsa driving Barry is a crackhead.

And it actually sold through that ad?!!

I don't know what's more surprising, that someone bought it or that someone understood the advert ...

At a guess I would say its a spoof advert taking the **** out of somebody.

Just wondering why the 8 exhausts make it sound like his niece, she can't be very nice to be around...

I think the author spent quite a bit of time writing that little lot. Very funny.

Sooooooooooo,

was it for sale?

At a guess I would say its a spoof advert taking the **** out of somebody.

And put in the owner's phone number - cue them receiving interesting calls from "interested buyers"