Blurt III - Daisy's Revenge

[RainbowFire]

Who fancies a game of keepie upie??

You asked Daisy?

[uncle bulgaria]

I've been "talked at" all evening, my brain now needs to clear its audio cache..........

Please don't ask me if I've been listening.............

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to!

[Beryl's Chief Pilot]

I am the missing link

in the Daisy Chain.....

[RainbowFire]

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to!

Is there any more?

[richie]

You asked Daisy?

You asked Daisy?

OH DAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.............................................................................................................!!!!

[uncle bulgaria]

Here's a question that needs an answer.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-21916129

[briskycat]

Preventive cerebrum transplantation would be the answer.

[richie]

I'm worried for the mental health of my Octavia.....................................................................

Every time I start her up, I'm required to "Depress the clutch........."!

[uncle bulgaria]

"Police say its too early to say what cased an accident in which a car became embedded in a house"

I'll give them a hint, it may include some of the following, velocity, trajectory, reduced friction and rapid deceleration.

[Aspman]

deso no one make Tee-shirts that can survive a feckin tumble dryer these days

[RainbowFire]

I want........

[richie]

"Police say its too early to say what cased an accident in which a car became embedded in a house"

I'll give them a hint, it may include some of the following, velocity, trajectory, reduced friction and rapid deceleration.

And some stupid knob shouting "Watch this.............!!" :think:

[uncle bulgaria]

Following allegations that flapjack is "potentially lethal" I'm rounding the corners off my bourbons and pink wafers in case they are banned for being dangerous when thrown!

[CFB]

Seriously ****** off!

That is all.

[Aspman]

Stop emailing me

[SkodaTC]

rapid PC repair my 4rse.

Did I miss much?

[Harvey1978]

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,

Eggs and SPAM.

[@Lee]

Premature ejaculator seeks woman for NSA fun. Must have big tits, nice lips and ass and lon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,awwwww ****, never mind :(

[Latte]

Just because my pet seal is called Ron shouldnt mean he has to do what it says on the tin.

[Aspman]

[uncle bulgaria]

There is no measurement scale capable of quantifying the incompetence of our HR department! They couldn't even follow instructions to find their own ar$e hole!

[Jim H]

I keep thinking today is Friday.

[Aspman]

There is no measurement scale capable of quantifying the incompetence of our HR department! They couldn't even follow instructions to find their own ar$e hole!

Incompetence is a statutory requirement for all HR departments.

As is utter inflexibility even in the most insane situations and a complete denial of reality in all others.

[uncle bulgaria]

I keep thinking today is Friday.

You're ahead of me then! I keep thinking its Wednesday!

[Jim H]

During the recent cold spell, wife text's husband 'Windows frozen'.

Husband replied 'Pour some lukewarm water over it'.

Wife replies sometime later 'Computer's really f****d (finished?) now'.