...in a Z4! The 2.2 litre version.

I was on my way home after pullin' out some dough from the bank..to get home from there I had to take a butterfly flyover to get to the other side of the highway...so I'm pulling in right to go around the loop, and I see this car in my rear-view mirror speeding right up behind me into my tailgate...whatever, doin' a quarter of the loop he's still up my@$$, so I drop second and floor it...that guy disappeared faster than you could have laughed about it! It was hilarious, and kind of outstanding, because as hard as I was doin' the turn, the car din't skid and I did not oversteer at all, and I'm doin' 80km/h on this loop mind you! So anyway...I know I took this dude by surprise, because half way on the straight (slowed down by then) he came up my @$$ again...and this time he was stickin'...so up the next loop I floor it again and he disappears again! God I was laughing sooo hard...unfortunately just before the end of loop there was another dude in an old Mitsu estate movin' slow he could race a snail...so I had to slow down, and again, the Zeddy was up my @$$...on to the straight I floor it and take off, leaving the guy behind me again..hit the highway and slow down, let him pass by me, and then I floor it and this time stay up his ***...imagine this, a black 2.0 Skoda speedin' on the highway with a silver Z4...it was hilarious I tell you!

Hope from now on he doesn't underestimate the capabilities of a Skoda, he just got beaten by one!

Oh....and the reason I say 'I just pist off another BMW driver' is because the first one I pist off was my dad in his 645ci...just a few days ago, we're both headed home from work...I'd left a few minutes before...the turn we take to get to my place is another butterfly flyover...so just before getting into the loop I see my dad comin' up reeeeally fast (it was amazing to watch in the rear-view)...I guess he was in his low-rider mood...and he was up my @$$ by the time we hit the loop....so I floor it hard, and off I go, with him disappearing...I'm doin' 90+ kilometers per hour, which is VERY fast on that turn (before I'd done any suspension/chassis mods I could only manage 75kmph before it would start to oversteer)and faster, and he's tryin' to catch me, but he couldn't...it was hilarious! Unfortunately, 122bhp versus 333bhp on a straight is a no no...half way up the long straight just pulled up right behind me quicker than I could blink....on the highway we stopped racing...

...Got home and I laughed at him, and he nodded his head in awe...

I love my dad

Please accept the new Briskoda "My name is Pinnochio and I drive a Fabia" medal.

You are the very first recipient of this award, be proud, be very very proud!

Wear it with pride!

It should be with you shortly.

CONGRATULATIONS!

What the hell is your problem? Did I say somethin' wrong?

Please accept the new Briskoda "My name is Pinnochio and I drive a Fabia" medal.

You are the very first recipient of this award' date=' be proud, be very very proud!

Wear it with pride!

It should be with you shortly.

CONGRATULATIONS! [/quote']

Please accept the new Briskoda "My name is Pinnochio and I drive a Fabia" medal.

You are the very first recipient of this award' date=' be proud, be very very proud!

Wear it with pride!

It should be with you shortly.

CONGRATULATIONS! [/quote']

What the hell is your problem? Did I say somethin' wrong?

the whole tale does seem a tad....unlikely

the whole tale does seem a tad[/i']....unlikely

Go and wash your mouth out young man! :grumpy:

You are talking to a genuwine hero, a man decorated for his valour in slaying the infidel beemer driver.

You know what? That's it. I've had it with you guys. You see me sittin' here PRAISIN' all of you with your bloody diesels callin' success over Beemers and the like, congratulating you and all, but EVERY F***ING TIME a topic comes up with me and my ride, you all put me down.

Tale? F*** tales, this just happened. I din't say I took them on straights, I took them on twists, and I took them easy, simply because hatchbacks handle much better than your conventional long coupes. TWISTS. Not straights.

F***in' truck-fuel drivers...so caught in your fantasy world with your taka taka cars you have the audacity to call me a f***in' liar.

I try to be as friendly as I can on this site but some of you just really like to **** drivers of other models. Take your diesels and dream it will make it on a real track.

Losers.

What the hell is your problem? Did I say somethin' wrong?

Great! :grumpy:

You are the first recipient of our new award and you get the hump with me

Dunno why I bother.......

< wanders of shaking his head in dismay at some people's lack of gratitude >

I presume that's it then? :confused:

I presume that's it then? :confused:

Takes a seat....

:popcorn:

Harsh guys. ****ing leave it.

You know what? That's it. I've had it with you guys. You see me sittin' here PRAISIN' all of you with your bloody diesels callin' success over Beemers and the like' date=' congratulating you and all, but EVERY F***ING TIME a topic comes up with me and my ride, you all put me down.

Tale? F*** tales, this just happened. I din't say I took them on straights, I took them on twists, and I took them easy, simply because hatchbacks handle much better than your conventional long coupes. TWISTS. Not straights.

F***in' truck-fuel drivers...so caught in your fantasy world with your taka taka cars you have the audacity to call me a f***in' liar.

I try to be as friendly as I can on this site but some of you just really like to **** drivers of other models. Take your diesels and dream it will make it on a real track.

Losers.[/quote']

Somebody hasn't take their tablets this morning. Chill out.

I don't need to lie about anything. I know I'm very capable on the turns with my car. I never said anything about murdering a Z4 or a f*ckin' 645 on a straight, that's somethin' I can dream about.

Keep your views on the 2.0, I won't try and convince you anymore. You're a bunch of arrogant losers (no offense to you jamlip, thanks) who think drivin' diesels is the 'in' thing.

I don't think I'll be postin' much here anymore. Why? No, not because you think my car is slow, but because you called me a liar. I don't lie. I don't need to.

So, good luck with your taka taka cars, the day diesel really takes over is when the world runs out of petrol.

Not once has a diesel been mentioned.

You know what? That's it. I've had it with you guys. You see me sittin' here PRAISIN' all of you with your bloody diesels callin' success over Beemers and the like' date=' congratulating you and all, but EVERY F***ING TIME a topic comes up with me and my ride, you all put me down.

Tale? F*** tales, this just happened. I din't say I took them on straights, I took them on twists, and I took them easy, simply because hatchbacks handle much better than your conventional long coupes. TWISTS. Not straights.

F***in' truck-fuel drivers...so caught in your fantasy world with your taka taka cars you have the audacity to call me a f***in' liar.

I try to be as friendly as I can on this site but some of you just really like to **** drivers of other models. Take your diesels and dream it will make it on a real track.

Losers.[/quote']

Calm down dear, it's only a BBS

However, don't tar us all with the same brush, yes I drive a diesel, no you have never praised my car (and why not, is an SDI beneath you? ) no I haven't dissed your car, yes I have disagreed with some of your technical posts (oh I'm so misguided, please accept my humble apologies). Please note, I never called you a liar, nor did I say "I disbelieve you".

You may need one of these, take twice a day, with meals.

HTH

Calm down dear' date=' it's only a BBS

[i']However[/i], don't tar us all with the same brush, yes I drive a diesel, no you have never praised my car (and why not, is an SDI beneath you? ) no I haven't dissed your car, yes I have disagreed with some of your technical posts (oh I'm so misguided, please accept my humble apologies). Please note, I never called you a liar, nor did I say "I disbelieve you".

You may need one of these, take twice a day, with meals.

HTH

Ace

"Alright Alright Calm Down Calm Down!!"

Super petrols, fast diesels..... u know ur all wrong... its all about the 1.2 12v Perfect for town, reaches motorway limit and even does hills (just)

No no. To hell with this. And yes, you did call me a liar.

I'm not up for this **** anymore.

And Tavia, I've always assumed you has an RS, I hadn't looked at your signature til now. Thanks for that.

Dear oh Dear................Looks like that's definatly it

Way out of order guys. :thumbdwn: :thumbdwn: :thumbdwn: :thumbdwn: :thumbdwn:

Dear oh Dear................Looks like that's definatly it

Keep rollin' those eyes.

Yep I agree. Enoughs enough...

Nope, I used to have an Octy 1.4 16v, dreadfully slow it was, I just aspired to have an RS - but I never got round to changing my user ID, I use it everywhere.

Oh and I've just searched (good facility that) and found that I have used the word "liar" twice on this board (well, 3 times now )

The second time was in my reply above and the first one was in this post

HTHYA

Trying to save face and your dignity?

You're doin' a poor job.

That little poem of yours is the biggest insult ever made to me on this site. If somebody else had done the same thing to you, and you know you did well in whatever, you wouldn't have liked it yourself.

Mil-calm down-just ignore it all, jon-stop winding him up.