My brother is a idiot PT 2

[XLBaconDoubleCheese]

So, I'm sure some of you will remember my rantings about my idiot brother, here is the latest instalment. 

 

Saw him this week on his bike (GSXR 600). Noticed that his rear indicator was flashing fast so when I was on my way home I stopped off at his (my mums) and let him know. Told him expecting it to be a bulb out or something, nope. Someone pushed his bike over when parked and damaged one of the mirrors which has the front indicator incased in it. I had a quick search on ebay, found him a cheap mirror for not a huge amount. Told him, his reply was, wait for it.......

 

'Na, I've taken the other one off, looks better without'. So, not only can he not see behind him but no ****er knows where he is going. FMAL. I thought I'm actually going to punch him in the ****ing face so left and come home. What a total and utter ****wit. 

[JerryT]

Never argue with an idiot, they will only bring you down to their level.

[moley]

As long as it doesn't run in family you'll be OK

[Aspman]

Nah coz bikes is safe as houses, dunt need mirrors coz I'm so fast.

 

Tell him you've started planning his funeral.

[XLBaconDoubleCheese]

I had visions of me smashing the TV remote over his face like I did circa aged 12 and had to leave

Edited 25 April, 2014 by matt1chelski

[Chan110]

ROFL

I love this thread !!!

(Goes off to find Part 1...)

[BilboBaggins]

Never argue with an idiot, they will only bring you down to their level.

Then they will beat you with experience

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[Mr Ree]

ROFL

I love this thread !!!

(Goes off to find Part 1...)

Oh yes. 

I do love a good 'family at war' story. 

[XLBaconDoubleCheese]

ROFL

I love this thread !!!

(Goes off to find Part 1...)

 

I think PT one was part of another thread tbh, but there will be a PT 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and so on no doubt lol. He is a general waste of space, sponging, lazy, work shy etc etc

Edited 25 April, 2014 by matt1chelski

[devonutopia]

I just hope PT3 isn't you scraping him off some tarmac after a car failed to see any sign of direction intention. :(

[Mr Ree]

I think PT one was part of another thread tbh, but there will be a PT 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and so on no doubt lol. He is a general waste of space, sponging, lazy, work shy etc etc

Nah. Deep down, you love him to bits really, admit it.

[FUBAR]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh 

 

[Chan110]

I think PT one was part of another thread tbh, but there will be a PT 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 and so on no doubt lol. He is a general waste of space, sponging, lazy, work shy etc etc

No wonder i CAN NOT find PT 1 :-(

Any one got a link?

God damn it - i hope u do prequels too! Lol

[XLBaconDoubleCheese]

I just hope PT3 isn't you scraping him off some tarmac after a car failed to see any sign of direction intention. :(

 

I know, I told him this when I was having a go at him for lack of any safety equipment (except a helmet). He just doesnt listen, thick as ****. 

[RoadWarrior]

That should make for an interesting MoT...

[grr666]

No mirrors on a bike?

 

Suicide.

Hope you've got a black suit Matt... 

[Neily03]

Hope he's on the organ donor register, he could save a few lives.

[ilikeradios]

Any one got a link?

I remember this one  http://www.briskoda.net/forums/topic/307775-sometimes-i-do-love-a-i-told-you-so-moment/ about motorbikes.

Edited 26 April, 2014 by ilikeradios

[GentleGiant]

Removing the mirrors will reduce drag and increase speed... WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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JOKE ALERT!!

[vrs oh yes]

I have no mirrors or indicators or rear subframe or passenger pegs on mine - its how they came from factory!

 

I don't mind the indicators that much but I will be installing at least one mirror. Might stop my head twisting like an owl when I'm out and about.

 

*I should mention mine is a dirtbike and spends most of the time off roading, where these novelties aren't necessary. 

[Clunkclick]

Don't worry Timmy, you too can have a GSXR 600 (With musical lawnmower attachment),  once you've done your grammar prep.

 

Write out, one hundred times, "I must use the correct form of the indefinite article"

 

 

Correct usuage " My brother is AN idiot"

 

 

Nick

Edited 26 April, 2014 by Clunkclick

[Dunneaar86]

Don't worry about it matt he won't be told he is always riding like a Mong tho

[Macdemon]

I'll wait for the film to be released

[MillsyVRS]

"When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid."

[DaKKs_152]

Well, indicators andn mirros are for pussies anyway. Real men dont need stuff like that. Only weaklings.