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I found the same, my wife and friends branded me an utter sad case and still do.

That said when the car turns up and the honeymoon period ends the amount youre posting will probably tail off :-)

In fairness though its a v good forum with a nice bunch of lads/lasses that like to help...some like a good bicker but we all need a bit of a stress release I guess.

You need help,  

 

All sit in a Circle   " Hello my name is spikeyspud I have a problem......................................"

You need help,  

 

All sit in a Circle   " Hello my name is spikeyspud I have a problem......................................"

Around a camp fire ...

..all together now "Kumbaya my lord....."

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Around a camp fire ...

..all together now "Kumbaya my lord....."

 

or Ging gang gooly gooly gooly gooly ging gang gooooo, ging gang goooooooo

You need help,

 

All sit in a Circle   " Hello my name is spikeyspud I have a problem......................................"

 

Coming from the man with nearly 16,000 posts  ;)   :D 

I found the same, my wife and friends branded me an utter sad case and still do.

That said when the car turns up and the honeymoon period ends the amount youre posting will probably tail off :-)

In fairness though its a v good forum with a nice bunch of lads/lasses that like to help...some like a good bicker but we all need a bit of a stress release I guess.

Coming from the man with nearly 16,000 posts  ;)   :D 

 Your not married to my wife, life long ban, it's worse than living in.......................... 

London?

London?

 

It's not a quiz :no:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good answer though

Welcome to Briskoda

You'll never leave ...........

It's also an expensive place (like London).

It's not just the car; it's the cleaning stuff, the upgrades, the 'Non-automotive' items, etc.

Who do I complain to? over the last two weeks I have spent far too much time on here, and I don't even pick my car up until Friday.

Thanks to you lot I still check on what the ferry, the Schedule Highway, is doing ..even though my car is at the dealers!

Is there a support group for this forum?

Meh, less than one months service. Amateur :giggle:

All car nuts are nuts.......so what else is new?

SWMBO is always saying, "get off that bl00dy tablet, you spend more time talking to your imaginary friends that you do talking to me!"

The End!

I say to her "because I get so much tech. assistance here I don't have to pay a garage, so I can take her to Pizza Hut...........or Burger King...........(The Ritz?   Not yet..........)

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I say to her "because I get so much tech. assistance here I don't have to pay a garage, so I can take her to Pizza Hut...........or Burger King...........(The Ritz?   Not yet..........)

Mine has just said "you spend 12hrs a day in a bl*** Skoda, now you are getting one for home" I just smile and say what does that tell you about Skoda?

...this is my last post on Briskoda... :rofl:

...no, this 777th is more sutiable for "the last"... :rofl: :rofl:

...this is my last post on Briskoda... :rofl:

 

:hi:   Give it 10 minutes 

SWMBO is always saying, "get off that bl00dy tablet, you spend more time talking to your imaginary friends that you do talking to me!"

The End!

 

I hear this all the time! And the Skoda is hers!

So you could ultimately say that Briskoda is like Hotel California.

 

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax, " said the night man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

Its got worse with me since android phones came out. Short cut bookmarks on the mobile web are a big problem.

I arrived 11 months ago, within a day or two of putting my order in. The next 5.5 months wait for the car was helped by the December orders club, then the BW20 club. The forum helped me workout what rim I needed to allow me to sort out a proper spare. Since then I've thought I'd escape.... But no.  Fiancée now says, ' what you doing? Looking at that car porn site again?!'.  Oh dear. :devil:

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