Mid life crisis

[Lady Elanore]

My 'build a cyborg George Clooney' has stalled a bit at the 'how do you build a cyborg George Clooney?' stage. I will now have to find another mid-life crisis :( 

[CWARD]

11 minutes ago, Lady Elanore said:

My 'build a cyborg George Clooney' has stalled a bit at the 'how do you build a cyborg George Clooney?' stage. I will now have to find another mid-life crisis :( 

 

Probably at the organic donor stage. Surprisingly no one ever volunteers to be grafted to machine parts even if it is to make a George Clooney cyborg. 

[Bignij]

6 hours ago, Aspman said:

Take up an old man hobby?

 

 

Wood turning might be for you.

 

It involves, wood, machines, gadgetry, sharp things and long periods alone in a shed or outbuilding.

 

My mate did that.

It still makes me smile. When discussing it in the pub one day. I asked him how it was going, when another one of our mates piped up, 'He's got a garage load of stuff you could cram up yer @r$e but nowt that's eff all use to man nor beast.'  

Edited 20 June, 2018 by Bignij

[VRS Mike]

6 hours ago, Lady Elanore said:

My 'build a cyborg George Clooney' has stalled a bit at the 'how do you build a cyborg George Clooney?' stage. I will now have to find another mid-life crisis :( 

does the M4 not count as a midlife crisis? 

[Lady Elanore]

21 minutes ago, VRS Mike said:

does the M4 not count as a midlife crisis? 

I think that signifies a full blow panic attack with a side order of 'lost the plot'. 

[VRS Mike]

7 minutes ago, Lady Elanore said:

I think that signifies a full blow panic attack with a side order of 'lost the plot'. 

 

Hahahaha, I try and have a midlife crisis every few years. Latest was becoming a firefighter 

[Octy0GG]

Mid life crisis 40 - electric guitar (yes seriously lacking in originality), haven't really done much with it.

 

Not going to call 50 mid life as I don't expect to see 100

 

but ....50 got an accordion. I may never be a brilliant player but it has kind of kept me sane, other than slight panic attacks on occasions where I do not have access to an accordion for more than a couple of days.

 

[Lady Elanore]

11 minutes ago, VRS Mike said:

 

... Latest was becoming a firefighter 

Thats not a crisis, it's preventing a crisis surely

[mac11irl]

46 minutes ago, Lady Elanore said:

Thats not a crisis, it's preventing a crisis surely

 

Depending on how he looks in all the gear, it may also cause the occassional "crisis"

 

[Octy0GG]

13 hours ago, Aspman said:

Take up an old man hobby?

 

 

Wood turning might be for you.

 

It involves, wood, machines, gadgetry, sharp things and long periods alone in a shed or outbuilding.

Yes - something I made earlier.

[Lady Elanore]

3 minutes ago, mac11irl said:

 

Depending on how he looks in all the gear, it may also cause the occassional "crisis"

 

 

 

Well there is something about a Fireman in uniform  

[Ootohere]

I prefer a Fire woman in uniform.

 

 

Not that often i see 2 wooden mushrooms twice in one day, but today is one of those.

This pair were there when i was on my mid day cycle, something i do lots now in midlife, and early mornings as well.

Maybe a sign i need to go looking for mushy's....  Not had any for a while.

Edited 20 June, 2018 by Offski

[VRS Mike]

9 hours ago, Lady Elanore said:

 

 

Well there is something about a Fireman in uniform  

 

Yes I certainly have found women take an interest when walking past the station when we are "drilling"

[Ootohere]

^^^? 

Any vids of you and your crew?

 

[Ttaskmaster]

15 hours ago, Lady Elanore said:

I think that signifies a full blow panic attack with a side order of 'lost the plot'. 

Well, the M4 motorway has a tendency to induce both of these anyway, so it sounds about right....

[Auric Goldfinger]

4 hours ago, VRS Mike said:

 

Yes I certainly have found women take an interest when walking past the station when we are "drilling"

 

 

Mmmmmmmm...........Nice drill

 

 

Edited 21 June, 2018 by Auric Goldfinger

[mac11irl]

4 hours ago, Auric Goldfinger said:

 

 

Mmmmmmmm...........Nice drill

 

 

 

Why does fireman sam need a drill?

Is he finally going to lobotomise that little **** Norman Price who's always getting himself in trouble? 

[Gaz]

4 hours ago, Auric Goldfinger said:

 

 

You've had your nails done again 

 

G

[Lady Elanore]

this thread has gone gloriously off topic  

[181ce]

So we've decided 

I should have bought a uniform ?

And perhaps a big shiny helmet ?

 

Edited 21 June, 2018 by 181ce

[Samill]

I think that sport is a wonderful hobby. Or shooting. Or maybe travel?