How do you like your women?

[tinkerbell]

Being of fairy proportions, I am curious as to the general consensus of you blokes as to whether you like your ladies small, average or large; height and build wise of course.....

[expostmanpat]

Short fat and furry.

[Tom_vRS]

Well I like; short in height, curves in the right places without being a porker.

[Gwilo]

I like my women like I like my coffee...........in a plastic cup (courtesy of an Eddie Izzard sketch)

anyone over 5ft, but less than six.

Anyone between sizes 10-18 (i think, I've obviously not spent a lot of time checking out ladies clothing labels or anything, but I know a lass who takes a sixteen, so i'm guessing)

I think my approach can best be summed up by a little ditty that Johhny Vaughan used to have on the Big Breakfast about one of the crew.....

"Sturdy Girl, Strength of Ten

Flex those Biceps and Scare the Men"

[expostmanpat]

Slap that and ride the ripples:rofl:

[Neo_VR]

What a bizzare question...

Its the personality that counts

anything extra is a bonus

Altho historically ive always seemed to be with lasses who are slightly shorter than me.. but i can seriously say i dont have a shopping list as far as looks are concerned.

(altho what they have seen in me i have no idea lol)

[Gwilo]

Well I like; short in height, curves in the right places without being a porker.

A woman like that with a porker, however.....

[expostmanpat]

A woman like that with a porker, however.....

What a Hermaphrodite :eek:

[Tech1e]

without being a porker.

One in the relationship is enough eh?

Whats average these days, a little unfair to put peope into boxes I feel (not literally of course). Personally I like curves and a wazzo pair of jugs.

[Dr Zoidberg]

I've had girlfriends of all different shapes and sizes!

[Gwilo]

What a Hermaphrodite :eek:

you know what i meant.

[texasjohn]

Lol!

[Shifty]

Petite all the way for me. Small hands a must.

[MissPiggy]

. Small hands a must.

you need des!!!

[Moose]

Alive is normally just a bonus to me....

But no, seriously, normally about same height as me, maybe shorter, thin, long hair, must be blonde, no gingers please, but above all, just a lovely person really.

[Shifty]

Alive is normally just a bonus to me....

But no' date=' seriously, normally about same height as me, maybe shorter, thin, long hair, must be blonde, no gingers please, but above all, just a lovely person really.[/quote']

Golden Blonde, or a more Beige Blonde?

[Moose]

Gold[/color']en Blonde, or a more Beige Blonde?

Shut it you :P :rofl:

Golden blonde, maybe Walkie could help with the exact shade?

[walkie]

PETITE if your not petite you have no chance

[Octygone]

ideally Linda Lusardi

But in the real world I can't complain about the wife .................she'd hit me otherwise

[Auric Goldfinger]

I think a Pulse is a must... ...Other wise anything will do really..

[monkeychild]

I like my women to be fit (in an athletic sense lol) no porkers here ta muchly Yes I am shallow so what!!! I don't hump a personality!!! My wife is an ex Great Britain sports acrobatic gymnast so it's all good

[expostmanpat]

I think a Pulse is a must...

Even if its generated by electricity:rofl:

PETITE if your not petite you have no chance

Of fitting in my dinkie little car:lol:

[walkie]

Yes I am shallow so what!!! I don't hump a personality!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[KaraK]

yeah petite is good... and I'll definately agree that curves are good! no stick insects please!

all though may I add...

:wrthless:

[monkeychild]

all though may I add...

:wrthless:

Sheesh this isn't a get you ollies off thread