Okay mum' date=' point taken. You can get on with your own life now. No need to be on Briskoda any longer.

Bye Bye[/quote']

I reckon you'll have to try harder than that to get rid of her now.

I think we should PM her and tell her how to post those pictures of Emily in her nappies, i just hope they weren't taken last week!!!!!!! :eek:

I think we should PM her and tell her how to post those pictures of Emily in her nappies, i just hope they weren't taken last week!!!!!!! :eek:

No we want video for that:P

[turn off pervert mode must turn off pervert mode, must not let wife read over shoulder Owwwwwwwwwwwwww]

No we want video for that:P

[turn off pervert mode must turn off pervert mode' date= must not let wife read over shoulder Owwwwwwwwwwwwww]

What, you actually want to see a 19 year old woman crueling round in nappies!!!! :eek: Now, if it was a nurses or police womans outfit!!! :rubchin:

Don't listen to your offspring Emily's Mum ' date=' we need as much embarrasing detail as possible about her as possible

Oh , and welcome to Briskoda.[/quote']

:iagree: especially for the embarrasing stuff!

Welcome!

Chris

I think we should PM her and tell her how to post those pictures of Emily in her nappies, i just hope they weren't taken last week!!!!!!! :eek:

She is not going to have those pictures until they are ferried over from England. So you are going to have to wait. I am going to have to see what I can scan, so as I can get my revenge.

It took me long enough to work out how to post pictures, I doubt she will be able to. Mind you, she found out what MILF meant very quickly (yeah, chears for that:finger: )

It took me long enough to work out how to post pictures, I doubt she will be able to. Mind you, she found out what MILF meant very quickly (yeah, chears for that:finger: )

MILF is actually for, 'MOM I'd Like To F**k', not Mother!!!

http://www.computerhope.com/jargon/m/milf.htm

And thank you postman pat - you were never a postman in Heybrook Bay were you? Our postman there hit on me once. Scared the hell out of me! But as a recently married woman, I am perfectly content. Anyway, Emily would not approve.

MILF is actually for' date=' 'MOM I'd Like To F**k', not Mother!!!

http://www.computerhope.com/jargon/m/milf.htm

Surely MOM is just the americanism of mother:confused:

Also sometimes they flick little bits of leaves at you. I am not sure why the engine bay is full of leaves, but there you go.

Might it have something to do with you parking Vlad in hedges??

Surely MOM is just the americanism of mother:confused:

I'd rather say, Mom I'd Like To F***, than Mother I'd Like To F***. Mother sounds like you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth!!!

Might it have something to do with you parking Vlad in hedges??

Don't forget the piles of s*** as well!!!

And thank you postman pat - you were never a postman in Heybrook Bay were you? Our postman there hit on me once. Scared the hell out of me! But as a recently married woman, I am perfectly content. Anyway, Emily would not approve.

Were's Heybrook? Not sure the wife would be too happy either:P :P Heyho better get on with the tea for swmbo, welcome to Briskoda, hope Emily lets you stick around:thumbup:

And thank you postman pat - you were never a postman in Heybrook Bay were you? Our postman there hit on me once. Scared the hell out of me! But as a recently married woman, I am perfectly content. Anyway, Emily would not approve.

VOMIT

FPMSL!

Anyway, welcome Emily's mum - do you have a proper name?

Thank you Tavia, I knew you were nice. But as a recently re-married women, you are safe from me.

And you are quite safe from me, honest

And you are quite safe from me, honest

haa haa-who you trying to kid?!!

FPMSL!

Anyway' date=' welcome Emily's mum - do you have a proper name?[/quote']

I do have a proper name - Lesley

I do have a proper name - Lesley

psst-emily thinks you wont stay around long! nice to meet you lesley

Well hello Lesley. :wavey:

haa haa-who you trying to kid?!!

Laura Cheeky! Want me to post your indian picture again? :haha:

Well hello Lesley. :wavey:

Laura Cheeky! Want me to post your indian picture again? :haha:

thought you had been too quiet for too long!!

psst-emily thinks you wont stay around long! nice to meet you lesley

And you are called Laura? Nice to meet you too.

And you are called Laura? Nice to meet you too.

lol-nope!! im called lorna. john likes teasing me!! lol.

lol-nope!! im called lorna. john likes teasing me!! lol.

OK, hi lorna and john

My Mum's wedding.