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How not to clean an Audi R8

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WTF??? the road is as straight as a ruler. That guy has no talent whatsoever! Loser!

Brings a tear to my eye....

Ooppss... He's not going to get a good deal from that Audi dealer now..

Quick send Steve over to the RS6 forum!

The car is for certain a total loose, the driver and passenger remained unhurt.

:D

I've seen an R8 a few times this week whilst heading out of Hull on my way to work :thumbup: Yesterday there was a Saxo vtr trying to keep up with him.. :rofl:

Edited by Blade404

The road is bumpy like it said but still WTF he must have been a total wonk or had a blow out to end up in the river

:rofl:, oh dear

He cleared an f'ing river!

Heard my first one the other day (after seeing them almost daily) pull away. I almost sex wee'd.

Error! Epic fail.

That's an impressive effort, at least he's done it in style eh? If he'd been travelling a bit quicker he could have cleared the water completely! :rolleyes:

Steve

Spotted a white R8 with 'orca' side slats today in Birmingham, it was parked outside a shop called Hookahs (or similar) thought it might have been a Geordie Brothel but i'm not sure they would be so brazen about it.

I reckon the bloke just lost it on the bumps.

It could of been worse...

He could of just bought it.. :rofl:

:eek:

Maybe he thought he was Parker from Thunderbirds.........

Deploy the waterwings Parker..........

Oi Makefish!

Have you seen this?

The R8 is a total loose!

Bumpy road and no suspension. probably felt a bit like one of those bridges when it starts to vibrate and it'll just have taken off. Speed limit definitely there for a reason...

It's not an amphibious car then

ohhh i was hoping to see a white one...... after i saw a lad of about my age (22) driving past me on way to work in one! made me sick! still, shocking to see theres no barriers to stop cars going into the water even if it is a straight road. my worst fear you see:D

Did you see the young chappie on the phone in the 5th pickie.........." Hello Dad, are you sitting down...................................." :P

Just showed little 'un, quote " He's in deep 5hit now!" :rofl:

Edited by richie

A quick polish and a couple of days to dry out and I bet it still fetches over list on the forecourt :D

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