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After reading all that did you find the fuse box? ;)

Chris

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erm no and its dark out there so i dont fancy standing alone outside with my **** in the air :(

might get my mum to stand guard over me

To save yourself the trouble of finding the fuse, merely get some tin foil or iron filings, roll a piece into a small ball and insert into (or simply pour into) fag lighter socket. The resultant sparks should blow the fuse, thereby eliminating the need to find fuse box...

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i have foil and an old science kit so i shall do that in a minute then ttfn

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mumphie i followed your advice and it work it no longer lights up only drawbacl it seems the car wont start lights dont work the car doesnt make any noises when i turn the key whats happened ???

Don't admit to being a simple northerner - the southerers will love it.

you northerners are ok in my book, but then I'd have to say that coz my mrsus is one :D

please tell me your joking about the foil?

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yes i am dont worry ;)

yes i am dont worry ;)

lol phewwwww, you had me though lol just had this picture of you car going up in flames lol.

Easy way to solve in for now would to cover it with sum black tape until you get the lighter cover

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yeah might do that it seems such a silly location for it tho

yeah it is but it seems to be the thing lately the pug 206 has it in the transmission tunnel too, I was forever catching my hand on it when I hand the phone charge plugged in!!

I take it you still don't know where the fuse box is. In that case I'll put you out of your northern misery :D

with the drivers door open, get a flat bladed screwdriver and lever off the right hand side of the dash (the side, not the front ;) ) et voila!

(you could also just read the manual and reverse it for the Uk version (you may also have do do this when lookiing for the fuses)

(you could also just read the manual and reverse it for the Uk version (you may also have do do this when lookiing for the fuses)

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Do I detect someone else who is fed up of people asking questions that are answered in the manual?

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Do I detect someone else who is fed up of people asking questions that are answered in the manual?

No, it's friday, I'm not at work and there is a leaving do this afternoon with a free bar. why would I be fed up :P

oooh southern shandy drinking ******s :)

a simple fact proven by the huge amount of real ale brewed up ere :D

Try this link to take you to Britain's Oldest Brewer ..... which just happens to be reasonably Southern :P (check out the Touch of Humour bit on the site for all their ads etc :thumbup: )

Hang on, how can the fag lighter distract you when driving? It's down by the handbrake! You shouldn't be looking down there! :D

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i can see it out of the corner of my eye and it ****es me off

asfor the manual id have read it but it was at home and i was at work so i couldnt read it so there nerrrrrr ;)

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but they make ORANJEBOOM and thats not nice lol

but they make ORANJEBOOM and thats not nice lol

Tend to agree .... but it is only made under licence, just as the Hurlimans and other stuff is - they are really a proper brewer :P Think this makes the point TARGET.gif:D

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lol

im suppose im lucky in york we have so many wround us in north yorkshire real ale and the standard stuff

There are some decent brewers in the south. Take for example the Whitbread Hop farm in Beltring Kent :P

lol

im suppose im lucky in york we have so many wround us in north yorkshire real ale and the standard stuff

Like the John Smith's brewary in Tadcaster ;)

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like i said standard stuff ;)

in tadcaster we have john smiths, sam smiths, coors (used to be bass), then out and about we have theakstons, blacksheep, york brewery and lots lots more that i cant be arsed to list :)

Most of them are served at the kings Ransom by the Ooze. ;)

oooh southern shandy drinking ******s :)

a simple fact proven by the huge amount of real ale brewed up ere :D

OI!!

shandy drinking????

according to CJ (the legend) all msa officials (scrutineers) are gin swiggers :rofl::rofl:

mind you I doo agree that the area does have more than its fair-share of bar stewards :D

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