you can't get a girl because they all go to your mates' golfs, a3s and ibizas

i dont have that problem, it must just be you mate lol

... When you go over a bump and thats when you realise your bushes have given up

i dont have that problem, it must just be you mate lol

Haha, you're probably right.

Haha, you're probably right.

lol least you accept it :p

Sorry to resurrect an old thread!

When you change up from high rev's In third and get a kick in the back from fourth. (standard ecu)!

Your car gets puzzled looks because your wheels have Audi badges

When your engine sounds like a bag of spanners

When a pd160 air intake suddenly turns into rocking horse s h i t to find a cheap one.

When a tumble dryer hose becomes a tempting replacement for PD160 intake....

..When you have multiple sets of alloys in the shed/garage (tho I think someone said this already).

..When after a very spirited run mpg returns are still in the 40s.

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...when you go to Brands Hatch, use a quarter of the fuel compared to an old Porsche, but still overtake him on every session.

When your mates take the **** out of you owning a skoda...

Then you leave them in your nice black smoke!

.... when you leave the tailgating corsa vxr driver in a cloud of smoke

When you're off the road for 2-3 weeks due to everything breaking on it...

...when you genuinely can't find anything suitable to replace it with

...when you really want a really cheap one to come up so you can buy a second one!

..When you realise instead of trying to overtake them on/before a roundabout, you can simply wait and blast past upon exiting the corner (stupid poxy Yaris driver thinking 'im hardcore, i can brake last minute.com on the roundabout and overtake when its -4' Yes, you know who you are).

or when it drops below 4 degrees and beeps at you

and if you don't get the timing right with key buttons its seems to take forever to open all of the doors

owen

When the fuel empty beep sounds and frightens the crap out of you!

I panicked the first time these happened didnt no what it was..

When you think your driving some supercar slaying machine lol.

When you think your driving some supercar slaying machine lol.

I am.

Possibly.

LOL, the GTR though

When you get to answer "Is it a vRS" With a smug smile and a knowing nod.

.. Picked up my mates 77' 520 from a BMW specialist the other day.. He's got a small collection of quality BMW's, all mint.. and STILL was like "Is that a vRS?.. Nice"... So much WIN!

.... when you leave the tailgating corsa vxr driver in a cloud of smoke

When you become a dreamer

Your cruising around maccy d's and your mate pulls up in a saxo vtr

..... your car is constantly steamed up through winter.

....... you lose patience and turn the bloody ASR off!!!

You think your car feels quick when your mate is shooting flames as he comes past in his 270bhp Honda CRX...