BLURT !

[lfc958]

Having seen 1st word, & other threads of this type, I saw this & thought it would add some fun .

No post on this thread can have any obvious connection to the ones before it. No quoting of other posts; no responding directly to others, no conversations. This is a thread of completely disconnected blurts.

Who wants to start.

[VladSoilerOfCarpets]

HELP RACCOONS TOOK MY PENIS

[Padrino]

Brrrrrr is snowing in Scotland :sun:

[SkodaTC]

Dreamt I was being interviewed by the Alien from Alien.

[softscoop]

Somebody painted my left shoe with creosote

[Aspman]

So it has come to this

[sausage roll]

The voices told me to touch them there....

[Latte]

I'm pink therefore I'm spam.

[VladSoilerOfCarpets]

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, your left ventricle.

[fabdavrav]

The nuts are colour coded to make size selection quicker for correct crack placements!.....

[lfc958]

Who knows the meaning of life ?

[Evil Miyagi]

I'm off to Old Trafford

[Latte]

A group purchase can be good value. How about Bananarama?

[Auric Goldfinger]

Everyone has gone crazy

[Latte]

Meerkats are more than mere cats.

By 50p.

[Evil Miyagi]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning, afternoon and evening for that matter

[stu_mcl]

Lets all laugh at the midden that are Glasgow Celtic

[VladSoilerOfCarpets]

Tuesday is coming, did you bring your coat??

[Latte]

Took problem chimp to ideal home show.

[PhilP1903]

My automobile has 6 wheels

[Funky Fab]

My hair is held on by cellotape.

[mdon]

I like Brussel sprouts, me!

[Lazy Daisy]

Raspberry jam shouldn't go up the arse but it does, it fcking does.

[grr666]

Recruits, please take note! Even after severing both of her arms, the pre-menstrual

woman is still 77% combat effective. Always aim for the head, double tap... Just to be sure!

[Macdemon]

Well, I feel sorry for the Aardvark.