But the Audi oil lamp did came on for MIN.

So called the Courtesy car company - and thy got a recovery trunk to pop round to top up the oil :-)

But we did have fun trying to find the dip stick!

Turns out no dip stick at all!

Still no Audrey ...

But Angus Keith has read my letter! :-)

Has asked his staff to contact me.

So not sure what will come of it?

I would actually just keep the Audi now, looks like Audrey is not coming back

I would actually just keep the Audi now, looks like Audrey is not coming back

what?!!!

Eeek!

what?!!!

Eeek!

come on Wayne, the amount of time that repair should have took was a max of a week, i think they've mucked something up and trying to buy themselves time

Kidnapped, I reckon. You're going to get a wing mirror in the post with a ransom demand any day now.

come on Wayne, the amount of time that repair should have took was a max of a week, i think they've mucked something up and trying to buy themselves time

So spoke to Skoda.

Person to speak to ref. my letter is not in til Tuesday.

Audrey is awaiting new battery / service and should be ready Tuesday?

Kidnapped, I reckon. You're going to get a wing mirror in the post with a ransom demand any day now.

Nooooooooooo!

Will it be a brand new mirror? :-)

Chapter IV ...

In a Skoda dealership not too far away,

Princess Audrey (my Superb) is held in a maximum security bodyshop,

Things are progressing well,

As the time nears for her imminent release to confront the dark side...

(Abrupt stop of scratch LP record)...

Skoda is now tackling my long list of issues in my written letter...

They are willing to upgrade my SatNav software for FREE (rrp £180)

Replace all corroded wheel caps for FREE (rrp ?)

Look at all the other issues ...

...saga to be continue in Episode V

Episode V...

U wouldn't believe this folks...

...but I still got the Audi! :-)

Whats going on Wayne?

Whats going on Wayne?

Lol

erm, before I was waiting for the repair by the body shop...

Now I am waiting for the list of issues to be resolved by the service dept.

so when it comes back she should be in mint condition, no need to sell :D

so when it comes back she should be in mint condition, no need to sell :D

No, now when it comes back, it should be in mint condition, ready to sell! :giggle:

Lol

U guys :-)

After almost FIVE weeks - I am intrigue myself

what Audrey looks (and drives) like!

Is this not only a very long thread,

But a long repair job too?

I cant help thinking that youve been messed about,,,,, big time Wayne

I cant help thinking that youve been messed about,,,,, big time Wayne

Lol

Wot can i say?

Sounds like a free repair to me for all the forking about by the dealer....

Episode IV

Wayne and Audrey are reunited after a lengthy and difficult seperation when he considered comitting adutery. After their first embrace Wayne declares his undying love for Audrey and they live happily ever after

the End.....LOL

Episode IV

Wayne and Audrey are reunited after a lengthy and difficult seperation when he considered comitting adutery. After their first embrace Wayne declares his undying love for Audrey and they live happily ever after

the End.....LOL

Lol

Ade, u counting backwards? Ha ha ha

Episode VII ( real movie not yet made)...

Wayne discovers Audrey is actually his sister "Princess Audrey" - eeek!

And he goes to search for his Audi again ...

Lol

Ade, u counting backwards? Ha ha ha

Episode VII ( real movie not yet made)...

Wayne discovers Audrey is actually his sister "Princess Audrey" - eeek!

And he goes to search for his Audi again ...

at this rate its going to be a full series (not the BMW kind)

Any more news Wayne?

Still in my Audi ...

i would just tell them to keep that i can not express how shocked i am it has TOOK THIS LONG to fix audrey and who knows if she will be back

I like to thank them for giving me a turbo petrol for so long :-)

God, i hope thy not gona bill me for it too - eeek!